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I'm not a big fan of people talking about their own religion. But except in very specific circumstances (i.e: you are the Pope, saying "okay, that's enough, Catholicism has just fired these dimwits") I think gatekeeping someone ELSE's religion is a sign of a crisis in need of an intervention.

...on a garden cart, towed by a bicycle. I bet whoever built this will straight-up fill your car with zucchini if you piss them off.

Can any Texas politics-knowers explain why he lost his primary to a guy with one-fourth the money? Is it because of his winning "Suck it up, dickholes!" campaign messaging, or something else?

I think the preferred name on the signage is "Gallery Place/Chinatown"

Coming this fall: THE LAST JOURNALIST

I am told that apparently they did not appreciate "Send them to Ft. Leonard Wood".

...okay, that was the craziest-ass Nationals game in a while.

This also applies to Musk bsky.app/profile/huey...

Motorola pushed an update that turns on notifications for "trending topics" that, when you click on it, loads a news item and a Taboola page and hold on a second there, I don't think you guys realize the full magnitude of the go fuck yourself

Just voted in sleepy jet-blue precinct in northern VA, turnout looks to be around 6% here. I'm surprised more poll-workers weren't playing Candy Crush, what with having to deal with tens of people every hour. ...yet, there was an obvious unmarked cop car in the near-empty parking lot, what the fuck

COUNTERPOINT: Brent crude below $80 suggests more bombing is imminent, as the fraud stops working shortly after the rollercoaster does.

"The rent is too damn high" may have been a bit too ambitious as the central message of a political campaign. Maybe start smaller? Like "Ice cream bars should only cost a dollar"? BINFACE 2026: YES WE TIN CAN

Earlier, BBC was doing man-in-the-street interviews in Clacton and as God is my witness I had no idea that Onslow from "Keeping Up Appearances" was a real guy.

An IRGC spokesman responded that they would treat their twenty-third 'last chance' with every bit as much gravitas as they had the proceeding twenty-two, and wondered if the USA was still using that radar installation at Thule.

...well, good luck finding five high-school boys all willing to have their underwear pulled up over their heads on national TV, I guess. www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/im-a...

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I wanna get some o' them pap-tights! My wife got a whole schmear of 'em!

Along with losing the presumption of regularity in the courts, this is the first administration I can recall that made me doubt lettuce. Previous recalls, you thought "oh, that was a bad batch, I'm sure it's safe now'. Today? We just- ...didn't buy lettuce. Trump take presumption of safe lettuce.

Make America Great Again, like two decades ago when pump-and-dump stock fraud merely threatened to annoy the shit out of everyone with an email address, and not, y'know, the global economy and world food supply.

Watching the Indiana/Minnesota game, three observations: 1) this is some amazing basketball 2) either there's no weird courtside bullshit or the TV feed is doing a good job at avoiding it 3) Sophie Cunningham took an elbow to the face, surely inadvertent and not called