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Reskeet if you can get it.

JezzBall is better than Qix

TIL ineffable does not mean the same as unfuckable

Anchovy denialism

P.F. Chang sounds like it could be a filetype

Where in the hell is Carmen Sandiego?

Are you stinkin' what I'm stinkin'?

Where do Birdmen come from?

Pizza Knight

Is there anyone who works at CERN @cern.bsky.social who's willing to buy a hat from the gift shop and mail it to me in America in exchange for money?

I heard an electrical engineering joke that was so funny it made me saturate my P-channel

Hair vs. Mask match but due to a mistake in the contract, if the guy with the hair loses he has to start wearing a mask and if the guy with the mask loses he has to shave his head (which no one ever sees)

Since nobody told me, I'm putting this information out there: When you're recovering from a vasectomy, going pee might make you light headed and you might pass out and fall on the floor and scare your family.

Ketamine Seltzer

Faceboog

Arsenioholic

73nd Annual World Proofreading Championship

Dick doctor called me "buddy" a few more times than I'm comfortable with

Harley Quinn Medicine Woman

In wrestling when tag teams make their entrance, they always announce their combined weight. Why do they not also announce their combined height?