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Having Hot Flashes! At the Boston Garden

ok so i got out of the cruddy books in time but in case you still want to read this month’s *without* the rare double pan, you can still enjoy such things as tales of a family on the lam, balloon racing, and me getting weirdly emotional over an airplane kerminator.beehiiv.com/p/79-day-of-...

#79: Day of the hunterOne migkerminator.beehiiv.com

i'm not great at everything but one thing i'm pretty ok at is typing out all or half of a post, realizing "this is going to make me look like some kind of weirdo (derogatory)" and then deleting it

being mansplained to by a human being is annoying enough, but being mansplained to by a computer is infinitely worse

two young proslytizers (shirt and tie variety) were just walking down the main drag here, asking everyone they passed "would you like to go to church on sunday?" unbelievably, this was not met with raging success

I LIVED IT: I Made A SimCity 2000 Reference To Someone Who Was Born After It Came Out

do people not realize how embarrassing honking their car's horn is for them

i wish "can't stop sweating" was a valid reason to call out of work but unfortunately all that means is it's summer

i once got a rejection on a short story i had written where the main character has 2 moms, and the rejection said i needed to make it way clearer that they were both her mothers because people wouldn't understand that. a real harold they're lesbians situation

someone suggest me a band to listen to the entire discography of

one of the most annoying things about summer is when your hands get sweaty just from EXISTING and then typing at your laptop job becomes a sensory nightmare

did everyone miss me while i was on a family vacation, hahaha

i don't want to be gratuitously mean but in my newsletter i usually talk a bit about whatever book i'm reading, and right now i've got 2 on the go and i'm not really enjoying either of them (to be fair, one i've barely started, it might turn around), and i may wind up writing a double pan this month

do you ever think about how some towns appear to only exist insofar as there has to be a place to put a whole bunch of strip malls

no one even yells it at those of us who MAY have SURELY ACCIDENTALLY stolen our copy from our elementary school libraries

unbelievably, it appears they still had some left. no one tell the skunk

last night one of our neighbors was blasting off fireworks until at least 3:30am, which kinda stinks, but what stinks more is that at one point apparently all the fireworks upset a skunk

today is for celebrating JAWS and maybe also hotdogs if you are a hotdogs enjoyer and that is it

vacuuming was a mistake

it's kind of offensive that we made it through the worst of the heat emergency but it is still hot