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Don’t discount “can we fuck on it” too. people.com/nasa-intern-...

Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the MoonNASA intern Thad Roberts concocted a plan to steal moon rocks, and he was successful. Was it a romantic gesture, or was he financially motivated? Either way, he had sex on top of the rocks, making him...people.com

“It’s not AI slop, it’s strategic ambiguity”

So is the mirror lol

Not to mention the mirror in the upper right is… melting? Part brick?

I once attended a seminar by someone from NASA’s planetary defense office where they swapped the speaker at the last minute due to an “emergency”. To be fair, the replacement then quickly clarified it was a family emergency.

That’s a neat fact! There’s a “plumbing the depths” joke in there somewhere, but I’m not clever enough.

The printing press was a mistake. Damn Johannes Gutenberg for inflicting this evil upon us.

Could be some upside there. As part of the inevitable surrender/MOU signing, the US will be forced to end the embargo on Cuban cigars.

Rereconstruction

What a fascinating misunderstanding of the term “sleeper cell”

Not trying to push beer because if you don’t like it, you don’t like it - but have you tried a high ABV barrel aged stout? It is basically wine but beer with bourbon notes. www.gooseisland.com/beers/2025-b...

“You don’t want to inhibit the diversity of ideas out there in various types of legal education environments,” I mutter aloud as I connect their testicles to a car battery.

Wait, using Seek can’t be an old person thing because I… Oh. I see.

“That’s a right triangle, ya idiot!” I’m so sorry, I couldn’t resist.

I’d put money on their being at least one reference to nips in the book of Solomon

Oh the quote is even better than that: "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out." Threatening murder over the hot dogs is the kind of CEO passion that has earned my Costco membership.

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”* -USPS creed *Some exceptions may apply. You know the ones.

Why is it that pandas always act like they’re a guy in a panda suit?

“Be gay, do crime” -Trump’s guiding principle, apparently

That’s actually basically what happened when another Atlantic writer interviewed the father of the first child to die in the measles outbreak. www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

His Daughter Was America’s First Measles Death in a DecadeA visit with a family in mourningwww.theatlantic.com