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We can accurately predict the occurrence and best viewing positions of solar eclipses hundreds of years in advance. Amazon can't get enough viewing glasses in tho

Did you know that Iceland will give you £1 for alerting them to a shoplifter? One whole pound.

Iceberg Lettuce is the shittest of the lettuces

Someone's had a McGangBang

Quite interested in seeing someone make a ketchup slice toasted sandwich

Just found out that they used to grate wasabi on shark skin/fins. Surprised we don't use it as emery board or something these days.

Quite proud of the people reading this as 'are having sex with psychopaths'. Like it's the penance for this societal faux pas. No foldy foldy? You shall be bummed by monsters

Err... am I in the wrong timeline?

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A threaded needle with about 10cm of black thread

Part of my annoyance with Smart Homes is how unautomated it is. Sure I have my triggers, my tasks, my geofencing etc etc but where's the machine learning? Where's the 'lights on as you usually ask this when the detected lux drops below x'? Where's the 'water that droopy looking plant'?

"Your brain makes up about 2% of your body weight. " Well tell it to stop making it up and be a bit more realistic

Played a detective game last night where (quite early on) I failed a save roll against melancholy and died of being depressed and ouch game, shots fired

Reminder that we're in the timeline where the person who discovered time travel went back and, of all the available Presidents, assassinated JFK.

Did that autistic thing where I research a purchase so much that I either buy it (and be disappointed) or find out something so fundamentally flawed that I hate the idea of owning one. Today it's coffee pod machines.

'Hey you should watch this' 'No, it says it contains racist and antisemitic content' 'Yeah but if you don't watch it you won't know what it's about' 'Is it still racist and antisemitic?' 'Well, yeah but it's important you watch it' 'No.'

I'm going on an adult play date. It's just me but I'm going to a Lidl to look at the middle aisle.

@kateweb.bsky.social no spoilers but I think something glitched and posted that 5 times

Some people remember dial up. Some people remember Kazaa. Some people remember Bakla and Tubgirl.

Why don't smartphones have a compass app built in? We have all the location features and maps and whatever, just show me which way is North you AI-fellating pricks

IDEA: Theme Hospital style tower defence where the 'guns' actual heal the incoming patients