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Im on an olly olly oxen free diet

My wife got me the Minecraft bananas from the grocery store.

Anyone else have the thing where when you walk in the mud a guy follows closely behind and jerks off in your footprints?

For a hamburger "on the lighter side" substitute your ground beef with sky beef.

This is a sleepy bread

They finally got the new garlic jarritos in at the co-op and I've never been thirstier.

New phase of the moon: learning to juggle