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There are few things more crudely authoritarian than a corrupt “leader” using taxpayers’ own money to punish them for not voting for that corrupt leader.

You’d think with as much practice as Donald gets, he’d be better at lying. But it ain’t easy smoothly telling untruths when you’re that kind of stupid. You think everyone else is too.

What could *possibly* go wrong?

“Women are too emotional for top jobs in government.”

Today’s Civics Lesson Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution. Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress. Lesson over.

An important reminder to a nation full of pious busybodies:

I never believe anything until he denies it. Yeah, we’re out of missiles because of his stupid war to drive up gas prices.

How incompetent an engineer do you have to be that your rocket collides with the nearest object to Earth in the endless space of the universe?

What once would have been a pitch in a writers’ room for tastelessly edgy joke in a comedic satire of a deranged country full of greedy sociopaths is now our reality.

What a relentlessly stupid time to be alive.

General Bone Spurs McRapist: “Hey you guys—whoever you are—-did you know that ‘draft dodger’ has a D in it? Most people don’t know that.”

In a country with a president who is such a destructive sore loser, politicians who are both helpful and gracious in defeat is a greatly appreciated novelty.

How come Mitch McConnell is still getting paid to be a senator, but Lindsey Graham, John McCain, and Ted Kennedy are not?

An alleged pedophile promoting a book by another alleged pedophile is a professional courtesy.

Donald Trump used up all of our long-range missiles to drive up our gas prices. What a genius!

The United States Treasury: An ATM for the Rich and Powerful

Whenever you read a hot take from Politico that casts Dems in an unflattering light, remind yourself that the owner asked the executives to pray for Donald Trump’s reelection. It’s propaganda.

“If any man come to Me and hate not his father and mother, and *wife* and children, and brethren and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple.” Luke 14:26

Speaker Mike Johnson was the dean of a law school named after a pedophile. He has no qualms about other people’s immorality as long as it doesn’t interfere with his ambition.

Jesus expressly instructed this “Christian pastor” to feed the hungry. He did not, however, say one thing about LGBTQ people. Honestly, I have jewelry and houseplants that are better Christians than many Christians.