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Nikoda Fox

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When I was a little kid (like 8-ish) I thought the lyric was, "I am your fetus. I am your sire. Your heart's on fire." No, no I do not know past being around animal husbandry and my dad always having heartburn. That's the best I got. I was also a very weird kid. 😆

Sophia_Nyx 🐰

Name your fav mondegreen or misheard lyric.

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Everyone look at Bean and Luci snuggled up on the chair.

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Joy. We turn off the stove. The burner stays on. It's probably a faulty switch and can be fixed, but come on. It's barely five years old. Can we please stop with the built-in deathclock on things that cost a significant amount of lettuce?

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Yesterday we had to drive to Seattle to see my Neurologist. We're 90 miles away. Going there took 2.5 hours because of a bad accident. Coming home took 4 hours because everyone needed to go to Oregon at the same time, apparently. It was ridiculous. We need more and better transit options.

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Happy Birthday @defnotadino.bsky.social!!! I hope you have the day you deserve (complimentary)!

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When Covid hit, I found myself in conversation with one of our older allergy docs. This happened: "I just met with Infection Prevention. Have you heard this word before? 'Quar-an-tine'? I guess we have to do this for a while? I have to go look this word up." He retired later that year.

Heather Hill

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

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New coworker asked how I deal with my migraines. My answer: For prevention I get botox every 12 weeks. Every 3 months I inject 3 syringes of Ajovy into my stomach. I have eletriptan as a rescue med because I still get them. New coworker: 🤯 Then: "Have you tried Excedrin Migraine?" 🫠

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