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elmo doesn’t want to clean up his toys from the ocean, it seems

wake me up when a cunthair changes in the malacca

shout out to my motor-oil saw boys. remember “peter falkian” blend and “soylent silver”?

tfw: you realize most people spent the 60s going to church and bowling

the shittiest writers in the country ar writing the “we didn’t lose this one either” story at this very minute

understand gen-x today: cut your foot on a beer can pull-tab at the beach. spend the rest of the day enjoying the beach.

i shouldn’t talk about geopolitics, but, the golden horde probably could have made better choices.

wait a minute, neeel dunn is also week ending with mitch and bernie?! wtf are we doing here?

anyone else remember “the mad scientists club”? i always wanted to build a submarine, without the whole billionaire thing.

excited to see how ms is going to fuck their competitors when this all goes to shit, or they collapse. i’m good with either

wm blye did nothing wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tW_...

The Real William Bligh - Villain or Hero?YouTube video by The History Chapwww.youtube.com

according to the ai recruiter, some multinational in minneapolis, kansas, is hiring for a senior cloud architect. minneapolis ks is a town of less than 2000 people covering less than 2 square miles. I assume the town Kubernetes cluster is next door to the fire station.

Fun fact: Foot Locker is a Woolworth's spinoff. stick that in your mint airs and smoke it, sneakerheads

bad news: your rates have fallen 30% also bad news: your costs have gone up 30%

It's almost like all that DoD money went somewhere other than military stuff. huh.

if you have a loved one starting to suffer from dementia FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAKE OVER THEIR EMAIL, or better yet, build them a facsimile of the internet to do dangerous stuff on.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! hah, no, just kidding, everything is still made of shit and on fire

i feel like gallium/aluminum relationship is really under appreciated in situations where something is high off the ground on an aluminum post spying on everyone

you can pay me $15k/mo and actually get working software, but you do you.

the dem podosphere would be a little more credible if they weren't also selling the same woo-woo supplements and dick pills the other side shills too.