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@harrietvane.bsky.social my dad just told me, "sometimes when you were a kid it took me a *really* long time to mow the lawn, because I got super into complexity and I would try to mow fractals."

Kid question of the day: how do mermaids use the bathroom? (We are now discussing aquatic mammal anatomy lol)

I think I need to get a cat, but one of my kids is pretty allergic. Has anyone tried any of the "make your cat less allergenic" products and did they work?

I really can't overstate how much of a game changer this will be for people. The first month we didn't have to pay for daycare because of free pre-k, I called my husband freaking out because I thought we had forgotten to pay the rent.

Move over race car bed, it's time for metrocard machine wardrobe

Wake up babe, new meme template just dropped

I am trying to parse the contracting requirements of a tender document where the template is in German and the content is in English, and meanwhile the team for the other thing I'm working on is pinging me on the side in a Spanish WhatsApp chat and now I finally get the appeal of Esperanto.

You're kidding, please I am so surprised

I feel like maybe one of these data points might not be accurate

Gonna start pronouncing it to rhyme with "brewski" I think