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OMG two Marlins outfielders just combined to give Acuña a rare TEAM CANSECO, as the ball bounced off of their colliding gloves and over the fence for a home run

HUGE IF TRUE

To SOME extent, this is just "Vote Blue No Matter Who" as it might be phrased by a giant fucking asshole Only worse, because he's an even bigger asshole than that

Doin' the math, working out where those Florida high school kids may have been thirteen years earlier on 9/11