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they're fucking with me by landing on a non-opening second-floor window

our hyssop is supporting approximately 150 bees and 1 hummingbird moth

gh's impulse when he feels threatened by noise is to head to the side door which offers three directions for escape (front, garage, and back). very smart for a smoke alarm, but unfortunately stupid as hell for a thunderstorm. no we cannot go outside, that's where the scary noises come from!

mother didn't have any peanut butter for breakfast and is being chastised for it

"faculty lounge exotica" is marvelous. i'm going to be thinking of this all day

i am experiencing dew point-onset seasonal depression after escaping this for a mere three days in san francisco

apparently if you remove nearly all invasive plants from your yard, the spotted lanternflies will pivot to your beautiful native wild grape vines.

hmm, must be regional. this is what we in the valley say when planning a visit to west springfield for a sweet treat

i am on a layover at MSP and just witnessed a very distraught man on the phone stop in his tracks, yell JEEZE LOUISE!, and turn around to run the other way

being driven insane watching the woman in front of me fuck up solitaire on the seatback entertainment screen. THE EIGHT! MOVE THE EIGHT! NOOOOOO YOU HAVE AN EIGHT ON THE BOARD ALREADY NOOOO

doctors gotta tell you ahead of time if the appointment is a gown appointment or a clothing appointment because i assumed clothing and now i've got my ass cheeks out for a hip issue. i would have worn boxers!

watching a british crime drama and they expect me to tell apart these two men??

my company has had several new Gen X C-suite execs added recently, including a new CEO, all from SF. my boss just found out they are all in some sort of Burning Man "community" together and have attended for 15 years. i can't decide if i want to see the outfits or not

making fun of that bank of america promotion post is kinda mean. that kid is probably barely mid-twenties and his new role pays like $55k. he's proud and has hope for his future.

pulled about 40 enormous fireweed plants that were about to go to seed from our neglected strip of side yard and atop each one was a young daddy long legs. i feel so bad! that was their family property! hopefully they will figure out that they need to crawl out of our yard bin in the next few days.

when all this begins to fail do we think tech companies that survive will rebrand back to ML/machine learning instead of AI? we had a blissful few years when everyone was relatively reasonable about the possibilities and limits of this technology and i think the public would appreciate it

i got a two question survey where this was number one (oh I wonder which party this is from!), and number two was asking if i was voting by mail.

in high school i visited a friend studying abroad in scotland and my one enduring memory from that trip (diabetes is very bad for memory) is that she had a bedside sink in her dorm room. i think of it most mornings. what luxury! a tap of cool water within arm's reach while prone!

my neighbor has a yard sign advertising honey but it was made with AI, so I must assume it is some sort of MLM scheme. also she doesn't have bees nor hives, so that's a big clue there.

no good way to find a contractor now. recs from neighbors always think jobs are too small, facebook neighborhood groups are just self-promo. i just picked a company based on the name. last name Murphy, company name "Murfdog Inc." this guy is gonna give us some sick laminate countertops i know it.