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I've checked and re-checked my Summer 2026 Transfer Window Bingo Card... and it definitely doesn't contain the phrase "Tottenham will bring both more heft and more class than Arsenal to the transfer market party" mind. #NUFC #AFC #THFC

If the Bruno Guimarães transfer is a done deal, why is he in Spain with #NUFC? #afc #Arsenal #Gooners

HOWLD ON A SECOND THOUGH BUT!!! I was explicitly told by MULTIPLE #NUFC folks on here, less than a fortnight ago, that communicating with the fans in the window was akin to some kind of insanity??? 😂😂😂👍

"This means a particular emphasis on high pressing and relatively direct play..." OK, NOW you've got me interested... As I've been saying for months, somebody is going to smash roll-and-stroll football WIDE open this season. Could it be...? 🤔 #NUFC

This is very heartening. And it's lovely not to be swerving yet another "Bruno has already selected his peg in the Arsenal dressing room" stream of unconsciousness that various follow-hungry #NUFC fools are frothily circulating on here for engagement...

Sadly, they've realised that in the post-truth world, they can't beat them. They can only join them. Eventually the re-regulation of football will sort this out (as it will in wider society). But we're still a long way off that.

It'll be interesting if both Amanda Stavely and Eddie Howe eventually rock up at West Ham #NUFC #WHUFC

Honestly, you forget how teeth-itchingly thick some people are on here when you go away for a few days lol...

@arseradio.com Go away you silly cunt.

Ah the old "verbal agreement followed by a formal bid" choreography. Who told Ben Jacobs he could steal a living by masquerading as a "sports journalist?" #RIPStandards. #NUFC

Few stories in recent PL history are as small-time as #Arsenal chronically trying to unsettle Bruno away from #NUFC. And so far - despite a tsunami "deal close" and "verbal agreement reached" BS from their Mickey Mouse ITKs - failing btw. Any connection with this and their hilarious wait for trophy?