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You look like a baby!

“I can’t have adhd, I do great in school!” “How many years behind on your taxes are you?” “Four. Everyone hates doing taxes.” “Even though they owe you money, right? Is this the first time you’ve been four years behind?” “No, why?”

Same! I spent years thinking “adhd is bullshit—everyone does thst stuff! I do all that!” It took a very kind and patient therapist a very long time to convince me there was another way of interpreting that last sentence.

I loved that movie! I saw it twice. I haven’t heard about it in years.

I feel sorry for the thumb now.

Yeah, the US would never do brutal fascist shit on its own, just look at its history. I mean…oh, wait…I’ve opened a book.

I thought it came from Vanity Fair.

Trans people.

Also, boys got Percy Jackson! The biggest series in decades! Why are they still whining?

Same! Stop hounding me to do your PR for you— you’re not paying me for my time!