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Ain’t it the fucking truth!!! 😞

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

Best name I saw for Trump on Threads today: Cankles McFuckface. Your mission: Use that in a sentence at least once before bed.

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

Translation; I support democracy until it threatens me. Screw him!!

American innovation, like the moon landing 56 years ago today, makes this country great. So why are Trump and his allies in Congress looking to gut funding for critical science programs? Tell your representatives to protect American innovation for all of us. www.protectscienceandinnovation.org

Trump's tariffs are crushing the U.S. auto industry. www.reuters.com/business/aut...

Trump tariffs take a $1 billion bite out of GM earnings; shares fallGeneral Motors' second-quarter core profit fell 32% to $3 billion on Tuesday, as the automaker continued to confront challenging tariff policies, which it said sapped $1.1 billion from the results.www.reuters.com

Any female who lives in a red state and can escape should pack up and get out no matter what the cost. They are barbaric.

Forget about what year it is. What century is it? nashvillebanner.com/2025/07/20/d...

Good luck. If abortion comes up, there is a provision for terminating a pregnancy that is the result of adultery in Ch 5 in the Book of Numbers. That would include rape and incest as those are also outside of marriage.

Remove Resign Impeachment et al! Top Down!!!!!!!!!!

What would be nice is evidence supporting intelligent life here on earth.

@lizz1228.bsky.social 😁

🧵This should be a massive story, folks. Trump and his thugs are going to repeal all climate rules. But they aren't going to do it with an EO. They are going to undo a key 2007 Supreme Court ruling. They're going after the legality of it not the science.

Trump’s latest plan to undo the ‘holy grail’ of climate rules: Never mind the scienceThe administration’s approach, led by White House and Justice Department officials, would focus on a legal rather than a scientific rationale for repealing the so-called endangerment finding.www.politico.com

Remember in 2019 when Ozzy Osbourne sued Donald Trump for using his song Crazy Train during a MAGA Rally? I do. Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🤘

I can think of 2 times when leading U.S. officials fled Washington in a panic: August 1814: British forces briefly capture the capital and set fire to government buildings. July 2025: Republicans fear they'll have to vote on the Epstein files, so they adjourn early and run for the hills.

Clearly fake news, President Amber Alert goes through way more diapers than that

The hardest job on the planet now is to be a writer for the Onion. Bc no level of made up absurdity can top reality at the moment