Профиль

Looking in the fridge: My brain: "Hm. We have bagels. Let's see, do we have bagel sauce?"

Based AF, as the kids say. Go off, king!

When your commute really IS Hell

It is almost certainly hollow and therefore could be easily converted into a fountain

We urgently need to stop paying attention to experts serving as useful idiots distracting us from the ethical consequences happening right now to the environment, workers, minority neighborhoods