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Everything you ever make will eventually be fed into a machine to be regurgitated for someone else’s profit. Happy Tuesday!

On the ninth anniversary of Universal’s Dark Universe, please take a few minutes today to reflect on the culturally transformative films this collaboration has brought us over the years

Both Third Eye Blind and Ben Folds Five have songs called Narcolepsy, and I hope that charms you mathematically as much as it does me

I’m so glad Karl Ravech has explained to me approximately 500 times so far this season how to connect my MLBtv to my espn unlimited account. It’s especially helpful in Canada, where there is no espn unlimited…

“You’re not buying a _______; you’re buying a lifestyle!”

Nobody talks about radon anymore. I guess it just doesn’t drive engagement like it used to

Every time I see that michelob ultra commercial I’m always sure the website is Michael O’Bultra dot com

Just noticed that the Guitar Hero and Rock Band songs are finally starting to slide back down artists “top songs” to the positions where they belong

A convertible airplane.

Sometimes I’m reminded that Underworld and the Resident Evil movies are two completely different franchises and it makes me laugh

I wonder how long I would be able to stand restricting my YouTube viewing to only videos that are at least 10 years old

Pretty sure the “modified softball” we played in middle school PE was some junk my teacher made up

The stock market is NOT the economy.

Is Tracker a Reacher?

Seeing people on Twitch; an Amazon owned platform, complaining about the privacy implications of discord’s proposed security measures is WILD.

Increasingly, “conversation” has become “listening to people talk.”

“Gemini; tell me what I should buy today”

Nothing makes me want to use Vrbo less than every time I see a Vrbo commercial

Ok, what am I watching?

While I wasn’t paying attention people seem to have forgotten there’s a difference between “a part” and “apart”