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The Texas Rangers give the best seats in the house to people who want to be seen on television having zero interest in the baseball game that it right in front of them

MLB on FOX 💤 😴

Today Bluesky algo thinks I want the wrasslin’. I have never given it any reason to get that Impression.

Globe Life Park; the cybertruck of baseball stadiums

Cutwater is slang for having diarrhea.

Graydon Creed’s presidential campaign suit should be more ill-fitting…

Wait… Did Throbbing Gristle finally just click for me?!

Everybody remembers it being spelled with the K backwards, but it was actually the R

I guess now that the Orioles have an Encarnacion on the roster, its a good thing Gary Thorne is no longer in the broadcast booth

Why does Ebenezer look like a Christmas themed credit card commercial?

Is it considered gauche at a wine tasting to say, “mmm, this has biff tannins”?

At this point the sun is staying up this late just to spite me.

Anybody else making the trip to Shell Beach this summer?

In baseball a “bang-bang play” is whatever the broadcaster needs it to mean

Mind control shampoo

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Much like Justin Verlander, this will be my final MLB All-Star Game. Unlike Justin Verlander, I will not be taking any questions. Thank you.

How long has it been since there was a pitch in this supposed baseball game?

Applebee’s?! How in the world is there still Applebee’s?

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