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Stringer🙏🏻✨

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WOULD YOU BELIEVE I DO NOT CURRENTLY HAVE A FEVER OR FEVER-LIKE SYMPTOMS

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Shit you got there and I was almost there but someone came by and asked why we call it Covid when we cov in the cold food then cov id out eat the food

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House Hunters Cleveland is just looking at a heady mix of preposterous new construction efficiency builds and 8br/1.5ba mansions from the robber baron days, of equal asking price and profoundly different demands on the bank account, body, and soul

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Patrick Bateman rising abruptly from the table "I have to return some Covid" before rushing to my home to hit me with a giant cartoon hammer I'm having a lot of fun here. Have pity on a sick man

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Direct to video sequel The Return of Jacovid (all the voices are wrong except Robin Williams. Iago is played by Stavros and he's not even doing a voice)

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Oscar Isaac his arms folded, somberly: somehow, Covid has returned

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Anything that COULD have been a decent alternative is cram jammed full of "just generate it bb✨" shit too! Canva looked like it was gonna come for Illustrator / become the next "ah yes you used template #4" alternative and then they went deeeeeep into genAI and I think that's sad

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My husband: please eat something you're wasting away I beg you Me, weakly: but how...does it ... advance ... the plot

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This is why I unfollowed disc horse. Wrong time of year for me and I'll get fully wound up!!!

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I was like "why is it also a positive covid test" And then I realized It's...viral...

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that's ruth's chris' dick

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I even got the "it'll be $770" "I have a coupon" "it'll be $0" drama

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I had an optometrist tell me migraines can be cured by taking a tablespoon of ground ginger in warm water because of...anti inflammatory properties? I even tried it. It did not work

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There's a strong chance it was the guy who was constantly coughing next to me on the plane back (I tend to get this stuff fast, it doesn't need much time to incubate) but teehee fuck

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