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Mike Johnson getting fact-checked by Elon Musk’s chatbot is like losing a spelling bee to a toaster.

No one will notice.

Michigan Democrats didn’t just turn out, they showed up like there was free weed and a chance to annoy Trump.

Your groceries need a hazmat team, but sure, let’s hold another hearing about masks.

America’s chain of command is just billionaires tugging on Trump’s leash from different directions.

Congress: “We’ve tried nothing and we’re fresh out of ideas.”

Trump finally admits he likes something with “black” in the title.

If Trump really wants to punish Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

Every conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences.

I'd like everyone to stop whatever they're doing and just simply appreciate the person who took this picture of Mitch.

After years of reflecting Lincoln, the Reflecting Pool finally reflects our current leadership.

She wants a civil war because Thanksgiving arguments aren’t producing enough casualties.

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Ross has a face made for radio.

It's amazing how quickly “If you've got nothing to hide…” became “On the advice of counsel...”

Obama always chooses his words carefully.

They knew the paint job failed before Davey Hearn touched the water. They needed a scapegoat, and apparently “guy on a bicycle” was close enough.

The official mating call is: “I made too much food, come over.”

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Vote Blue and let Hell handle the rest.

I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested DM me and I'II jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

Twitter is a bar fight. Bluesky is the same people at brunch pretending they’ve never thrown a chair.