other authors want to touch hearts and minds. me i just want to change your menu one sandwich at a time. concrete results 🥪
BanannaThis reminds me, you're responsible for my best ever birthday celebration food. Your piece on the Smörgåstårta inspired me to ask my friends that we make one for my bday. They were all highly skeptical ("WTF, a Sandwich Cake?"), but enjoyed the Smörgåstårta so much they also ate their words!
i personally don't think child molestetion should be required to play volleyball
Gillian BranstetterAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
update: i did a puppet show for my niblings and they got so excited they blinded him.... now he is breadipus rex
Tal Lavinlook ma a talkin sandwich
i keep narrating pokémon like im werner herzog and it makes my niece and nephew crack up despite not knowing who that is. "i am driven by a compulsion to capture the creatures in plastic and airless prisons... these creatures, so small and vivacious... i must capture and subdue zem all"
Tal Lavinroasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"
roasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"