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“Adrenochrome! Adrenochrome for sale! Freshly harvested!” said Rowan Denton
Bay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of RoadATHERTON, CA—With a hand-painted sign taped to the front of their fold-up card table, local Bay Area children Rowan and Amanda Denton reportedly opened an adrenochrome stand Wednesday along a busy sub...theonion.com⟳ Репост от Torsion Ham
Noting that there were no empty seats to switch to on the entirely full bus, sources confirmed Tuesday morning that a belching, groaning passenger seated directly behind a local woman had announced, “Oh fuck.”
‘Oh Fuck,’ Announces Belching, Groaning Bus Passenger Directly Behind WomanCHICAGO—Noting that there were no empty seats to switch to on the entirely full bus, sources confirmed Tuesday morning that a belching, groaning passenger seated directly behind a local woman had anno...theonion.com⟳ Репост от Wil (He/Him)
“People said we were using an unacceptable amount of power, and with these upgraded facilities that require so much more of it, we’ve shown that we took those criticisms to heart,” said Sam Altman
Technological Advancements Allow Data Centers To Run On Even More ElectricitySAN FRANCISCO—Hailing rapid developments in the infrastructure needed to support artificial intelligence, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced Tuesday that technological advancements were now allowing data...theonion.com⟳ Репост от Dr Like Dr Pepper is a Doctor Graeth
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
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Technological Advancements Allow Data Centers To Run On Even More Electricity https://theonion.com/technological-advancements-allow-data-centers-to-run-on-even-more-electricity/
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“Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew.
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy CinnamonWASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound ta...theonion.com⟳ Репост от greenbeancasserole
“Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some sort of growth investment,” said longtime Fredericktown resident Diane Moseley
Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out ConglomerateFREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the s...theonion.com⟳ Репост от wr_central
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet https://theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet-1819569981/
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Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon https://theonion.com/trump-baselessly-claims-he-is-viral-40-pound-tabby-cat-named-daddy-cinnamon/
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Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate https://theonion.com/small-towns-make-out-point-purchased-by-multinational-make-out-conglomerate/
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Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises
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Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU https://theonion.com/power-mad-marvel-claims-night-at-the-roxbury-part-of-mcu/
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What To Know About ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’
What To Know About ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’Spider-Man: Brand New Day opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new film. Q: What’s the premise? A: The “premise”? Easy there, college boy. It’s a Spid...theonion.com