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every time i see an ad for zzz i have to take a second and remind myself that it isn't an h-game it just has so much rule34 that overwatch would blush

oddish seems to be... a kind of mandrake....

i'm not strong enough... i have to... get stronger... i have to become perfect... an ultimate transformation... the perfect life form...

what if god was one of us just some asshole on the bus

nutritionist bob dylan be like everybody must eat beans

are there any tcgs that don't involve combat? what's going on there? why does every card game seem to include some version of "my card is a guy that is bigger than yours and now your card is dead"

imagine being 3 inches tall and gardening regular-sized plants to feed your family

oh my god ralsei was toby's fantroll > wears some fuckass brightly-colored pajamas with a symbol on it > horns

so in the Muppets Lord of the Rings, Gandalf is the only human actor, right?

chicken, rice, beans, hot sauce, and cotijo 😍

out of context spiderman spoiler

peter parker at his most wet, sad, and autistic

spider-man was crazy good this week

nobody told me that cardio can make your mouth taste like metal

MARBLES

ruin a book by adding a word: Reno, Nevada

i relate to noelle holiday bc i am also very Normal and Okay

what if i became a vtuber

calling my dog over, putting my hand on her chin delicately and asking her, "don't you like serving humans?"

ledge-trapping son or edge-guarding daughter