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I hate people who are all like "oh, woe is me". just say "i am woe"..

Onion rings are the only safe way for me to eat vegetables now

It’s normal when filling the ice trays to whisper, “Cubemother’s back“

Heard they put your name forward to hold dominion over beast and man alike..congrats man

The cat lies silently on the floor, waiting for me to be better.

Supporting local biodiversity by introducing walruses to the public library

Whatever doesn't krill you makes you lobster

A night in jail is temporary but the memory of riding a stolen walrus around the zoo is forever

If you name your baby Agnes she's your mother now.