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Why would they need to be humanoid for a moon factory

Great. Just what humanity needs in the midst of an unprecedented climate crisis, escalating geopolitical tensions, surging support for far right parties, etc etc etc etc. I wish Leon would move HIMSELF to the moon.

No they don’t.

please 🙄

Why? Why custom tailor an extremely unnecessary design to operate 240,000 miles from the nearest human just to make them a similar form-factor, not even for functionality? This is from a dude who has watched way too many sci-fi movies while on drugs.

no they dont. that wont happen

I wonder how many investors will fall for this one?

i'm doing this too

@manmademoon.bsky.social I reckon Elon just watched your film.

#ceosaidathing

Lol

Ketamine Fever dreams

Correct. None of that is fucking happening. Ever. Never.

What happened to the Mars factories we opened a couple of years ago?

They can’t even build proper ones on earth.

I guess Musk needed a new distraction, bc investors don't believe his plans to build flying cars by 2030 anymore. www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...

SpaceX stock falls 13% as AI spending surge rattles investors and massive share unlock loomsCEO Elon Musk said SpaceX would hit $1 trillion in annual revenue in 2030 versus a previous forecast of 2031 as he looked to strike an bullish tone.www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org

So humanoid robots are a power source? Who knew?

I plan to gain superpowers of pursuasion and elon will leave me everything. If you let yourself get manipulated by hogwash you deserve to end ip in the mud.

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL ALSO BE BUILDING MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY ROBOTS. MONEY PLEASE

You are ridiculous

Naah. Won’t happen. Enron Musk.

And here I am thinking they were just going to use the moon to drop their shitty rockets.

They also wrote "gullible" on the back of your phone

Yeah and I PLAN to study enough to cast magic spells and then build a mega laser to take over the world before seducing both your parents and have a ten inch dong. Guess you could call me and ideas guy, you people seem mesmerised like medieval peasants by those.

Don't they need to be able to break atmosphere first?

Serving 1 purpose: get people to buy, buy, buy. suckers

So I guess Mars is another Elon bullshit dream? Lol

Imagine being this much of a sucker

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The dumbest people alive are tearing their wallets in half trying to buy shares in this clown show

How many promises have been made that not only having been kept, but were never mentioned again at some point? These claims aren't credible. They're a grift. A scam. We roll to disbelieve.

Hey, I have an uncle who needs getting thirty Million Euro in inheritance out of Eastern Europe, a bridge to sell, and a goose laying golden eggs to give away, wanna touch base? Gullibles smh

No one gives a shit

And giants hoard the gold shitting geese, we’ve heard it before

Imagine believing this

I plan to be the starting pitcher for the Dodgers next season

Love to see the stock price begin to approach the true value of elmo's lies.

Which gullible cunts will fall for this?

I plan on living forever. Will the government now give me billions of dollars like they do Elon?

You'd be an idiot not to sell if you owned spacex shares and saw this news...

You laugh but delivery only takes 3 days and costs $4billion each time, can an earth factory match that?

Replace SpaceX with Local Fool

'worked' by. Unless he's putting them on exercise bikes which...oh, my bad carry on.

I plan to build an ice cream factory on the sun!

I plan to build Mars factories powered by Insectoid robots

Oh yeah? Well, I plan a on building a chocolate factory with singing orange dwarf slave labor. Somebody give me a jillion dollars

How many monkey butlers will there be?

@ anyone who is planning to invest: big deal, I'm planning factories on Uranus powered by unicorn farts, hurry and get in on the ground floor now

Humanoid robots are not big enough to build moons.

Watch them lose their shirts, then abandon the factories and robots on the Moon…

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Nah.

Obvious lies

I'm planning a time machine. Give me 42 Trillion dollars please.

Just say anything to pump that pathetic stock up a bit, eh Elon? Next up, SpaceX plans to use robot cowboys to rope Saturn and bring it within Earth's orbit as a second moon.

what, exactly, can be made from regolith?

I’ve got a bridge to sell, if anyone is looking

No they don't.

"A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."

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Yes and I’m planning to marry Chris Evans. Both of these scenarios are equally likely to happen

Why humanoid, though? For what reason must the robots share our shape? There are so many shapes to choose from. I wouldn't even choose this one for myself if I had an option, but they want to foist this shape on these imaginary robots that totally won't happen?

Remember when playing with Major Matt Mason was a magical time of harmless fantasy for boys. How has it mutated into a hideous delusion that causes untold misery?

PASS THE BONG BRO

The real story is how can anything be built on the moon if Rocket debris and meteorites are going to be slamming into it.

By the way, the moon is moving away from the Earth by 1 - 2 inches a year. It also catches more space debris, ie. little meteors. (If I remember what I read correctly.)

Yeah, that's currently feasible....on a moon with dust that's like a squadrillion tiny sharp daggers that get into and damage everything. Musk is a moron.

But he's never put anything on the moon. At this point, i'd be impressed if he manages a ping pong table and two robots to play, but we all know that's beyond him. But factories are just around the corner.

That makes sense. Just imagine how much we can lower the cost of widgets by including in each batch the cost on 250,000 miles worth of rocket fuel plus 1/3 of the shipments blowing up.

That's a lot of nonsense stuffed into one headline.

Free shipping?

What will these Moon Factories Produce? What is the market for these products? Who will be the consumers of these products? What will the factory use as raw materials? Where will the power to run this factory come from or produced? Where can find this Lunar Business Plan? The Man Who Sold The Moon.

I’m planning on going back in time to marry Barbara Stanwyck

So after promising $1trillion in revenue next year (and eventually profits bigger than USA gdp) on August 3, and it not working as expected, we get this buffoonery. All times around the ending of spacex insiders’ first lockup period

Can't wait for this to be "five years away" for 40 years.

Priming the pump for the mass sell off.

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Who is dull enough to believe this crap?

Lol no

Guy announces that he found magic elves in his cupboard who fart magic pixie dust that can be sold for infinity+1 money That's what these announcements sound like

Just the worst and most boring science fiction ever.

BS

I ATE A BIG RED CANDLE

Ask him how the Vegas loop is working out.

Bold ideas, from the K-hole to the boardroom

Embarrassing to post this

Lol

I heard he was moving his herd of SPCX secret unicorns up there and calling them moonicorns? No? 🤷‍♂️

Will they be using moonijuana

Well I’m planning to find the enchanted blood crystal of the ostrogoths and use it to become an invincible sex god. Both equally likely to happen

I PLAN TO BE PRINCESS OF THE MOON GIVE ME EIGHTY BILLION DOLLARS

Oh, come on man.

😂

Why on the moon, though?

I see his bullshit schemes arent working anymore, price fell by 10%.

$5 says they never come close to this

There is a weird sect of people who hear the word factory and go absolutely feral with glee. No other information needed, their day is made.

SpaceX plans intergalactic portals by 2030. Buy stock now. Don't let Musk crash and burn.

Elon promised cat girls first. Be should work on that

I was planning this 50 years ago. I was six.

Any business connected to Melon floats on hot air, bullshit, and wild claims.

That makes absolute total sense.

Finally, space slavery.

I too would believe literally anything

Racist Space Karen can’t even build a tunnel…

Are you on drugs?

the only "permanent" installation we have right now is the iss, and that's gonna be deoribited in 4 years due to budget issues. so not sure how this would be feasible guess this is just bs as per usual

Anybody who believes this should come with me on a magical journey to Candy Mountain.

Yo, I’m planning that too! Still have a few details to work out but if some VCs wanted to float me a couple hundred million dollars that would definitely help me get things moving

Sure.

Not impressed. I plan on putting my robots on the Sun

If you want to make God laugh, make a plan. If you want to make everyone else laugh, make this plan.

It’s pretty obvious they made this statement so that search results for “Tesla moon” wouldn’t show their colossal fuckup

Perhaps they can be supported by the colony on Mars he already built

Spending all that money just to get his calzones back.

Lyle Lanley plans monorails for Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, powered by the sun.

saying "wouldn't it be cool" doesn't count as a plan

They plan on just crashing a spacecraft into the moon, because they're INCOMPETENT

"Powered by"? So much bullshit. Spacexcrement.

Ok, I'll bite here - so, only one question arises: For what purpose? Seems to me those prepared to throw capital at this ought to see a therapist.

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Guy who said we would be on mars 6 years ago now promises a moon base with rockets that can't get to the moon staffed by robots they can't make.

$200 to produce and $20 million to ship. So fucking stupid.

Fucking Christ. Can this be enough already?

Oh, is that right? Well, I’m gonna build me a whole-ass new fucking PLANET with a factory! Gimme quadrillion dollars now!

Lmaooooo y’all dipshits just believe anything

What are they doing to do? Crash all the parts into it a bit at a time?

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this is a game of mad libs, right?

I just love the “humanoid” detail, as if industrial robots aren’t already very much a thing, but no, the ketamine junkie Nazi needs his moon robots to be C-3PO.

In the year 2028 40% of US conservatives buy a SpaceX branded sex robot (SpaceSex) claiming they believe it'll enable Musk's vision of building moon factories

We were promised automatic hexagonal doors in all houses in the 70's. That was bullshit too. And hover boards.

Just another appeal to the science illiterate crowd to try and pump his stock up. I can't think of a dumber plan than this....wasn't he suppose to be on Mars now?

“Plans”

He’s not even good at earth factories, or robot shaped robots. Much less “moon.” Don’t get high on your own supply.

Humanoid robots managed by Amazon Women from the Moon.

Lol. Anyone who believes a word of what Musk is saying is a moron.

Booooo

Will this happen?

$gull im gonna turned lead ta gold!

Stock outlook and future earnings report looked that bad huh?

I have a bridge to sell and the checks in the mail…

What would be the point of making them humanoid? That seems like an added expense and likely a durability issue.

I'm gonna build some wicked shit on Uranus. Hold still Leon.

Why limit your horizon? SpaceX plans "Lunar Dubai" & "Monaco on the Moon," catered by humanoid sex workbots.

I bet elon plans for everyone to like him and to not get ridiculed daily too.

All of the factories will produce ketamine.

Thinking of the shipping costs

Even judged by the standards of other silly false promises Musk has made this is particularly outlandish. Like, come on.

When they start sending the nexus 6 units to the off world colonies, we're gonna need Deckard.

Lol.

So they're manufacturing moons? That is impressive.

Are we solving a problem that does not exist?

and how are we defining "plan" today

definitely a great way to control costs is to pay to ship things from the earth to the moon and back

This is a cry for help.

Imagining that Musk fantasy coming to pass, who will be building those robots? American engineers trained in Bible in biblical ways? With grants cut, research is stalling, with visa problems, global talent of engineering students is empty. America does not want foreign workers. So what will give?

Moon factories making shrkdpn for Ghutttsngf with a bunch of C3POs sounds great! Definitely not a pump and dump!

At this point Elmo is just making up eight year old boy sci fi shit and seeing what investors are dumb enough to buy. How about SPACE AMUSEMENT PARKS on the MOONS OF SATURN crewed by HOT ALIEN BABES?

The wallet inspector is coming to visit.

They need somewhere to send all the sex bots that aren't selling well.

Glue eating behavior

I plan on growing 10 feet tall...let's see who reaches their goal first.

Why do the robots need to be humanoid.

Lying Man-Child Tells Obvious Lie

Teamsters will probably try to organize them first

Oh ok, what are they gonna make?

The word "plans" seems ill chosen. Perhaps "claims" would be better.

And they're going to have full Level 5 self-driving Teslas driving them around the moon.

Yeah, that fat child rapist also won his own golf club championship again...dipshits.

Oh shut up.

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*pulls lever on a giant slot machine* > SPACEX > MAKES MOON FACTORIES > WITH HUMANOID ROBOTS “Yeah that’s good enough to make shareholders happy send it” *snorts another line of coke*

Bwahahahahahaha🤭!! Sure. 🙄

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This is the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

Lol. Lmao.

Define "plans"

Moon robots, uh-huh Imagine believing this and still being allowed by your family members to sign checks much less run a financial company

Lies

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

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So his rockets can smash into them? 😂

Smartest guy in the world

FSD rockets to Mars by next Tuesday!

No it doesn't.

Magic beans, get yer magic beans here!