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For weeks now not one Re-puke-acans has even said anything like get well soon Mitch.

It’s wild how many of the trad media bits all say “Mitch McConnell says he’s heading home”… but he didn’t actually say a goddamn thing

Hey 🤷‍♂️ That was MY question 🤨🤣🤪

No, he's been dead inside the whole time

Of course not, he's dead.

nope

no

I'm guessing not.

MITCH MCCONNELL NOW A DISCHARGE

Curious isn't it? Reporters camped out in front of that hospital (and likely his home) and yet no one got a photo of him. It's like he was smuggled out.

Why bother anymore?

Was there ever?

Yes. I saw him in a remake of the thriller video and he looks OK for a zombie. 

It’s with the pictures and video of the guy with the box cutter slicing up the reflecting pool

Now that Mitch is home, someone needs to drop by with some cookies.

I haven't seen any. But there were plenty of big accounts who swallowed yesterday's announcement whole, touted it as genuine and disparaged all the "dumb people" who suggested Mitch is RIP. Lotsa "told you so," from people who also farm engagement by criticizing the Republican's lies...

No

Of course not.

No. Just cheap AI slop. And the media headlines constantly stating “McConnell said” make me want to SCREAM. The man hasn’t uttered a word in 40+ days that anyone can prove came from his twisted mouth. It’s journalistic malpractice, if we even have journalism anymore.

wheres TMZ when you need them?

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No pics, no video. Could be setting him up to fake-die at home. 🤔 Their behavior is suspicious AF.

No.

Live video proof of life or it doesn't count!

Don’t tell me they moved Mitch without tmz getting video. BS

Not a whisper

Why hasn’t the governor gone to see for himself rather than grandstanding?

Only his past life

If he was alive and conscious there would be video of them moving him. He is not able to do the job

Yes but it’s full frontal nudity. He fell down the stairs and his hospital gown got stuck on the handrail.

2 weeks

When does the clock run out on when the governor can a replace him? That’s when we’ll find out he’s brain dead and has been for his entire last term.

Yeah, it's called Ghostbusters. Definitely recommended. 😉

I might have a few pictures from last year. Although, "alive" may be a strange word to describe them...

You're welcome. 💙☘️

Shame on the NYTime for baselessly attributing to a real live coherent Senator McConnell all the paperwork coming from his office.

Rural Texan here. My once trump shrine worshipping, red hat aunt has said “Mitch McConnell is dead.”

Mitch issued a statement that he is coming home from rehab. McConnell says he’s been discharged from rehab center and will continue recovery at home www.cnn.com/2026/08/06/p...

McConnell says he’s been discharged from rehab center and will continue recovery at home | CNN PoliticsSen. Mitch McConnell said on Thursday that he has been discharged from the rehabilitation center where he had been recovering after a fall and will continue to recover at home.www.cnn.com

CURRENT? .. or previous 😂 He did start voting against Trump ya know .. and Lindsey was demanding Arms for Ukraine 🤷🏻‍♂️.. who knows .. it is a Crime Syndicate .. I mean 350+ money laundering bank accounts & that’s JUST Capital One 😳🤡🤡 #RICOact

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nope - does it matter now? Governor can’t replace there now, (I don’t think) so Senate Repubs are down one vote

The GOP can't even get Claude, ChatGPT, GROK, Gemini to co-operate in making 'proof of life' videos of the turtle!

Only fake rumors his body was taken to a coroner’s office. Alive or dead, he is taking a free paycheck and not showing up for work. Any of us would have to prove that we can’t work, would have our hours cut, or be fired entirely. Congress is corrupt.

Pretty sure that his arrival in hell will cause several volcanos to pop off.

Sure there is! Here's recent video of a playful Mitch giving Rand Paul a piggyback ride.

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Nope. Just “statements” put out by his staff.

Nothing unaltered, because he's DEAD.

Unlike Babe Ruth, no.

I took the picture yesterday.

Just this one.

Well, he's not answering my Ouija board questions, so he COULD still be alive...

The coroner should have something soon.

The hospital wanted out ?

Who cares. No vote is a good vote

Is there any proof Beshears cares?

What happened to the paparazzi? Didn't their whole rationale for existing boil down to getting photos like one of McConnell leaving rehab?

Why exactly are Rs doing this? What’s the plan?

Just a tiny touch of pneumonia I’m sure he’s fine

You’re SO picky! 🤣🤣🤣

Not for decades now.

That’s what I want to know, too.

Ha!

Not yet he’s able to go home though and do rigorous physical therapy but can’t go on a reporters call for 30 sec or video conference

😆😆😆

They are up to something shady. You can be on it!

El-Mitch is riding to our rescue right now!

Listed to the episode with you & Mike Madrid……I agree with his take.

Yes there is. All the photo's prove he was an evil evil turtle that took pride in the suffering of anyone that didn't survive polio.

First it was pneumonia and then extensive therapy for polio damage?

Nope

Another story writing itself for Tapper to break open.

They are fixing the hologram of Tupac to look like Mitch as we speak……

I'd prefer proof of his demise as would millions of others.

Yeah, I won’t believe he’s alive until he’s live on camera, speaking.

Perhaps his urn is wearing glasses.

I would disagree with this focus on lack of transparency except I think it has to be pushed because the norms of conduct have been so utterly inviserated in trump era that its hard to imagine a scenario thats not possible.

Can you really have proof of life for a ghoul?

Well you can probably get video of the indentation of his pillow where he used to be. For anything else you will need to contact Arlington national cemetery.

Of course not.

Nope‼️🤬

Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Supreme Court seat was filled 39 days after her death by Amy Coney Barrett. This was a relatively quick appointment compared to the average vacancy length of 88 days since 1962. Mitch has been missing for over 50 days now, right?

My office has issued a statement stating that I am, indeed, Batman. Until I state that myself live and in person, what proof does anyone have that I am, indeed, Batman?

Stock footage of him in bed or wheelchairs in a hospital. They could be years old.

Schrodinger's turtle

It will magically appear after the deadline passed (prediction: he's not coming back)

Anyone have a spirit box?

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If I knew for a fact that it was gonna take me that long to die I would kill myself right now

I remember female legislators having to show up in person to vote after just having given birth. In Person for all or none.

Kentucky should take him to court.