An infectious disease specialist I was seeing for an abnormally long Epstein-Barr infection, after I spent five minutes explaining that it was hard to separate physical chronic fatigue from depression and autistic burnout: "I see an autism diagnosis in your chart, but I'm not seeing any signs."

Heather Hill

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"