Loot drop after defeating me: - Bike helmet (+2 damage resistance) - Toddler snacks (cures 'tantrum' debuff) - Diapers, wipes, cream (high value trade good on buy nothing kids spinoff) - Map of local zoning regs (+2 intelligence, -1 charisma) - Titanium rod from my tibia (crafting material)
Dan MosierLoot Drop after defeating me: -Enough books and blu-rays fall on you to crush you to death, giving me the vengeance I crave in the afterlife