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Every morning my husband removed fluff from his belly button and marveled that it was blue. I pointed out that he wears blue pyjamas. Summer now and he sleeps naked atop the sheets. But I put some blue fluff in his belly button around 1am. He can't work it out.

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Is he a Smurf?

Of course sir, I imagine those are matching blue peejaze? This is raw smut, poly perverse nonsense. Please keep ur cock outta ur hands and zipped up safely like a good lad! MF

this would make a funny short story for The New Yorker (yes, the New Yorker 😉).

Ответ для Thomas Beck

A short story of 10000 words.

Now do pink!!! Or small woodland creatures!

Doon the Rabbit (google ai) hole. An individual household generates roughly 135 to 500 grams of laundry fluff (microfibres and lint) annually, but on a global scale, the collective weight of our shedding clothes is staggering, reaching an estimated 2 million tonnes per year.

Ответ для mactakeshi

To put that scale into perspective, the "fluff" we shed every year weighs more than 200,000 Eiffel Towers or roughly 20,000 blue whales.

The blue/purple colour isn't pyjamas, it's bacteria excretions. Sleep well.

Pray you don’t wake up at 2am, brown pyjama girl.

Relationship goals

Ответ для John Dalton - brain marinated in woke sauce. They/them

Is the black wax the same substance as toe jam?

Lucky guy. His own personal fluffer.

Where is the blue fluff acquired from? Did the fesser secretly stockpile it over the long winter months?

Heard it referred to but I've never had navel fluff.

They should replace “gaslighting” with “blue fluffing”

I’ve got news for you. It’s ALWAYS blue…😯

Dr Karl won a 2002 Ig Nobel prize for research into blue belly button fluff. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

The curious truth about belly button fluffSome people have belly buttons devoid of fluff – while others must clean lint out of theirs every day. Jason G Goldman discovers why the fuzz is strong with some…www.bbc.com

This is absolutely the level of shithousery I aspire to in my marriage

If he can't work it out, you must have pushed it in too far.

That is some next level fuckery right there. ✋

So you're giving him a nightly blue job? 😉

Stop fingering his belly button!

This is the most married one ever and I adore it

Ответ для Neon Genesis Ewangelion

My partner likes to pluck my belly button fluff. If that’s not a sign of love, familiarity and acceptance, I don’t know what is. 😁

Ответ для Neon Genesis Ewangelion

They have a secret blue cat.

Ответ для Neon Genesis Ewangelion

Just australeatic people, low class.