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My man achieved peak malicious compliance by simply BECOMING the disturbing influence

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Ugh like what is even the point of being here if @jay.bsky.team is as big a crybaby as Elon

What is the Republican community doing to address all this Republican-on-Republican violence? Where are Republican fathers?

He was just a mid podcaster. He debated children. Real G top-tier conservatives don't debate children. They fuck them

Between the legal weed, the microplastics, and now the COVID, I have to imagine that we're all basically just jizzing dust at this point

Guys I'm telling you, you gotta watch #Andor or they're not gonna keep making stuff like it.

Surely the point at which we knew Canada had won a cultural victory was when Kirk and La'an traveled back in time to Toronto instead of San Francisco or New York #startrek

Anybody know the best way to induce autism? I'm tired of paying taxes, having a job, etc.

Media is afraid to call Trump economic policy what it is: an abysmal failure. They talk about it as a matter of toughness instead of incompetence because the media treats Republicans like hapless children. They are not. They are nefarious morons who are here to destroy your retirement savings.

For real the man's voice sounds like when you jam a bunch of forks into the garbage disposal, who is taking his medical advice and why

It is impossible to tell whether or not Walton Goggins is hot. #WhiteLotus

The Onion called it in 2023. theonion.com/nation-could...

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex OffenderNEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...theonion.com

IMPORTANT TESTICLE UPDATE I have cancer THIS CONCLUDES MY IMPORTANT TESTICLE UPDATE #testicle #cancer

The Hungry Hungry Crawler

It was the year when they finally immanentized Mrs. Dalloway

Harlan Ellison once mailed a brick and a dead gopher to an editor who failed to comp him for running cigarette ads next to one of his stories. I am a bad writer. Admittedly unrelated.

My latest short story, my first entry into what I might call "unsettling" horror in the key of @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, is now available from Freedom Fiction Journal! Read it here: www.freedomfiction.com/2025/03/live... #writing #fiction #shortfiction #horror #thatsplentyofhashtags

I'm sorry but if a few edgelords with big early-2010s energy can break your social media website, you are simply bad at building a website.

Don't understand what Twitter's leadership is so upset about. They can simply apologize and cede Luhansk, Crimea, and the Donbass to Anonymous and the attacks will stop.