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Historians are divided as to which was the bigger bomb

you, an intellectual - "Nolan lets the fragments of an incomplete set of big ideas spin around in the epic whirlpool, with no plank of solid, specific human experience to which we might cling" me, an idiot - "YEAH BABY FUCK THEM SUITORS UP"

As someone who has spent a fair bit of time outside recently I can tell you that far too often the music of humanity is punctuated with the discordant notes of boy racers in Vauxhall Corsas so you can pry my headphones out of my hot, clammy ears

This is how every >900 MapTapper pictures themselves

I would like to see Callum Turner's cock on a big screen

He's about to run 6.213712 miles after a ham & cheese toastie and 2 (two) large Red Bulls 😲 Let's see what gives up first - my legs or my stomach

Solidarity with Jason Arday!!! Who amongst us has not created a fantastical backstory so that we may appear more interesting than we actually are? ps - if anyone from Simon & Schuster is following, my life story is available for low to mid 6 figures x

JFC I'm such a spotter I instantly recognized that pic of Balls and Osborne on the Marr show

😂😅😂 but also 😲

I wish Stephen nothing but the best however. Jessie was the breakout star of that series. Where's her column? www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026...

Stephen Libby on fashion: so many men have asked me for clothes advice since The TraitorsOur guest columnist reveals how he found his personal style, from jumpsuits to high-waisted trouserswww.theguardian.com

Scotland may have exited the World Cup early but their cultural legacy lives on Stateside

DON'T talk about the neo-nazi Tory If only Zack had turned his head quick enough to see the first line on the teleprompter

Could we send Kemi to one of those clinics phone addicted teens go to? I'll chip in ten pounds for the sake of the party I once loved.

but apart from that you liked it yes?

You can see why Kemi's struggling tbf

Lads I'm in The Times and let me tell you, their per word rates aren't what they used to be. I had to pull a Jason Ardy on the word count just to get to four figures.