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Opening time at the chair library and I'm barging through the crowd like Oldboy in the corridor fight to make sure I get to be the one who sits on Sara Wright Polmar's 'Between' chair

The PWBL (pro women's baseball) keep talking about how they're playing on a 'turtleback field' and I don't know a lot about baseball but if Golden Axe taught me anything it means the game is being played on the back of a giant turtle

2027 will be as long since Austin Powers was unfrozen as it was since he was originally frozen. This is why I believe 2027's Bond should be an unfrozen 1997 Loaded/Men Behaving Badly/cool Britannia era secret agent finding out how much the world has moved on

Riker trying to watch porn in his quarters but forgets he's still synced to the main view screen on the bridge and exposes the entire bridge crew to the filthiest interspecies gangbang known to the galaxy

I feel like Chuck Tingle missed a trick by not have a Tingler ready to go on sale today called "There Will Rain Soft Cum"

FIFA seem absolutely bewildered that people are upset about them formalising their longstanding bribery process

The next James Cameron Avatar movie should have the lead guy meeting a bunch of Na'vi who wear suits and have office jobs and they're just like "Oh hey, yeah, we don't know what's up with all those other folks on this planet, pull up a chair and I'll grab you a coffee"

Chuds: How dare they cast non-whites in The Odyssey! This movie sucks! Bluesky: Fuck those guys, this movie is an astonishing work of art! Emily Wilson: Everything about Nolan's movie is an affront to literature Bluesky: Yeah! Fuck that guy and the wooden horse he rode in on!

Torn between wanting Guillermo Del Toro to make his own weird original concepts into movies or wanting him to remake Eyes Without A Face (1960)

I think one of the worst things about JK Rowling is that she's not stupid. Like, for as much as it would be easy to say "oh, she's an idiot, she's dumb, she's a moron..." the sad truth is she's actually a pretty smart person who actively chooses to be an asshole

Weirdest possible ending to a music video for Carrie Underwood's 'Jesus Take the Wheel'

ChatGPT now has a space for sharing your social security number, bank details, and hi-res scans of your fingerprints. Should you?

Darmok and Jalad go to White Castle

I want crabeater seal dental implants

I am less interested in the weight and convolutions of Elon Musk’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops, and wish he had as well

Nolan's a hack who doesn't respect the source material. Abe isn't even in the film

Lesbian couple trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet