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Tired: idk don’t listen to me Wired: HEED ME NOT

Gotta hand it to them, they were like “sure, Ebenezer Scrooge is famously the shittiest dude ever, but we can make him worse”

Trying to remember a wonderful moment of community and togetherness that wasn’t later revealed as a corporate cash grab or a gross violation of our privacy rights and I think it’s when we all found out that anglerfish are actually really small

Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever

We are also living in the same historical time as Samuel the boy who does incredible bird calls, so that’s something

When I’m too excited my brain just starts mashing all new info together so right now I keep thinking “Lindsey Graham has died after being thrown 8 feet in the air by a bull bison at Yellowstone National Park”

2 total bangers sandwiched by Peeta Mellark fanfic