I love that the Cubs traded El Mago for his own basepath chaos successor
Chicago CubsPETE CROW-ARMSTRONG. (say it back)
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Профиль VivelyGodspeed to our ironically named large son
Bleacher NationThe Royals Have Claimed Luke Little off Waivers www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/08...
I hope every person who gets angry watching this slips on a banana peel Joy rules
MLB Daily NewsJefry Yan celebrates his first MLB strikeout
Can't wait to see the winner of the Vermont's Top Old White Out-Of-Touch Doofus contest get obliterated by @balint.house.gov
VTDiggerGerald Malloy and Mark Coester have run for Congress before, but this year they’re squaring off against each other in a bid to unseat U.S. Rep. Becca Balint, D-Vt.
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Delta NupeEl-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!
The Cubs spoil Tarik Skubal's Dodger debut and we learn that Cookie Monster's favorite player is PCA Damn fine night of baseball
Chicago CubsC is for Cubs Win.
David Graeber's ghost is gonna haunt the shit out of this grease trap of a haircut.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸GOP Candidate Brandon Herrera referred to construction and cutting grass as “bullshit jobs” when talking about learning to run a business.
1000% true. As a Cubs fan the two that come immediately are Sammy Sosa pulling an oblique sneezing and Brandon Morrow destroying his back taking off his pants. Oh, Matthew Boyd needed knee surgery this season after playing on the floor with his kid too
Amanda MullMLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
Sometimes you just gotta grab another dude's wood to get your groove back
Chicago Tribune SportsAlex Bregman finally decided to try Swanson's bat — a Marucci JD20 model, 34 inches in length in both 32 and 31 1/2 ounces . "It was funny when I found out that he was going to do it," Swanson said. "I was like, dude, it's guaranteed he's getting 4 hits tonight." His prediction proved prescient.
R.I.P. Pizza Putt, where Vermont comes in to fuck in a pyramid/behind a castle/on top of Mount Rushmore 🍕
Micah“can we fuck (in) it” truly the driving force of human nature
Thanks to brave patriots like Jim Stewartson, our inalienable right to call Kash a googly-eyed Kremlin bitch shall not be infringed 🫡
The New RepublicA federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/ouHgmYA