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Micah

“can we fuck (in) it” truly the driving force of human nature

jordan

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

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Stephen Blackmoore

Blue whales, customized Econoline vans with water beds and disco balls in the back airbrushed with wolves on the side and a tire cover on the back that says SEX WIZZARD. Same thing, really.

Sam

Hear me out: I think there should be more taxidermied whales…

Peoria Bummer

Reinterpreting Jonah, Pinnocchio, and Moby Dick.

Deadbeat Cat Dad

I feel compelled to clarify that most Swedes don't fuck inside taxidermy.

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mattsteg

Is there a lottery?

Abacus Wizard

Man, some people just gotta ruin it for everyone else

Count of Monte Carlo

Don’t discount “can we fuck on it” too. people.com/nasa-intern-...

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Kallastra

Swedish Erection Days no more

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Graham Cummins

Whale in voting

Adam P Knave

Should held out for a sperm whale.

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Richard H Moon

Or maybe a Humpback.

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Rebecca Gelernter

OK, who else was told as a kid that "sperm whale" isn't a funny name because they're called that because of spermaceti, ignoring how the substance was named?

Victor Stevko

Farther down the thread we also get life-size inflatable whales.

OneWingedSparrow

Be honest. If you COULD with NO REPRECUSSIONS. Just to be able to say you did. ?

unstuck in time
Christopher Robin

Don't let RFK jr near it, he'll try to steal its penis.

Job Polak

Red faced theological archeologist looking up after reading one of the dead sea scrolls “that version of Jonah went a bit different”

MikeyT00

So you're telling me I can only fuck in it on election day? This stinks!

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FormerGregSamsa

It's the best way to stuff a ballot box.

Sean Brodrick

How many people are allowed to fuck in it on Swedish election days?

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Trjn

That’s subject to polling.

S. T. Ismail

And the opposite, of course.

Cassie Morgan

get on Wisconsin's level

Sean

Can't even fuck inside the giant preserved whale anymore. Because of woke.

Post Mo Thóin (Dave)

Was it rull sex or just like a hand-Job?

Marco Jardim

I'm not saying that car people fuck their cars' exhaust pipes, but all the fanciest and sportiest cars have the most fuckable exhaust pipes. Heck, even some electric cars have fake exhaust pipes for some reason so make of that what you will.

Starshark

The flow chart goes something like Can It Eat Me? --> Can I Eat It? --> Can I Eat It Out?

incapotomus

Look I don’t claim to understand the Swedish political system, and it works better than ours so no shade, but interesting that you can fuck in a whale on election day just as a treat.

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Rebecca Gelernter

There's a Democracy Sausage joke in there, but I refuse to look for it

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Septimus Hodge 🇺🇦🗽🐕🐈‍⬛️

Well you only can if you have an allen wrench handy and can follow the pictures-only instructions for getting inside the whale

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Mat Bowles (He/Þei)

a chairman of the museum commented, "We must be content with the fact that it was two citizens of our own city that enjoyed this privilege." Gotta love Goth City humour

Bart Hollevoet

I gave my first school lecture about this animal. I was 7. I was also a bit of a prude so I don't think I would have included this particular tidbit of information, but thanks nonetheless (Iirc the species' average penis size is a modest 150 cm).

Gay ISIS Brony

Friendly reminder that one of the more prominent anti-apartheid activists who was in prison next to Mandela was named Mosima Gabriel Sexwhale. He also ran for the position of FIFA president about a decade ago.

Conservation of Anger Momentum

An acquaintance who worked at the Queen Mary once told of the constant need to chase out people having sex in the lifeboats. Those things were rusty as hell, and brimming with seagull poop.