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This week I introduced a major threat in my D&D campaign, which is essentially a semi-randomly teleporting humanoid that spreads a plague of sorts that consumes anything that touches it or even comes close to it. So naturally, one of my players immediately went up and touched it

Bought some more books for the unread book pile

Jason Statham: hey you got any roles for me? Jason Statham’s agent: yeah I’ve got a role pandering to the paranoid psychosis of middle aged dads, OR….no, actually that’s all I’ve got

“Hello, my name is Tim Dondun and I think we should give the billionaire what he wants”

This is what would happen if a 14 year old boy suddenly had access to millions of dollars

As a DM, any time you have the opportunity to emotionally traumatize your players, you have to do it

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I love when microwave meals are like “cook for three minutes or until food reaches internal temperature of 165 degrees” as if I’m just gonna whip out a meat thermometer and stick it into this bowl of plastic

Did a double take for a second cause I thought this was me

Really gives new meaning to “salting the earth”

Amazed that Dundon was able to find enough money in his couch cushions to pay these guys

For a while now my operating assumption about American politicians is that they see themselves essentially as stewards of the stock market and nothing else and it pretty easily explains most of their behavior

I’m sorry how the fuck is eavesdropping a FELONY

These are all negotiation tactics which don’t normally occur in public. But it’s ugly & unnecessary. People complained about Jody Allen for years as if she was responsible for the team being bad, despite there being no evidence of that. Well congrats, she sold the team, and Dundon is much worse.

I don’t really understand how there are still no consequences for legislators spreading this BS. Similar to the Dominion suit against Fox News for election conspiracy, why the hell aren’t big pharmaceutical companies crying foul about this insane bullshit?

Imagining a priest standing on the factory floor blessing these and wondering how the hell he ended up here

If I were Fauci I’d hit these people with a defamation suit so fast it’d make their heads spin

We need to get to the point where corporate executives are so bone deep terrified of retribution that they don’t even think about pulling shit like this

Just saw the trailer for One Night Only and that may be the dumbest premise for a movie I have ever seen

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