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I was told that my patellae dislocating up to five times a day was “normal for a girl your age”. I needed major surgery on both knees over the next 20 years before they’d diagnose EDS.

“Today we removed some queen cells from the hives.” - parochial - small-scale - farm-dull “We have committed several regicides this day.” - Exciting - Mysterious - International flavour

My gran occasionally gives me mundane small things from her house - this turned out to be less mundane. We now know why my gran had a reputation of being wickedly good at poker when on holiday. Turns out she was wickedly good at cheating at the right moment.

We have spent literal hours of our lives searching for the perfect triple cream Brie to match one we found in a supermarket once by chance and then couldn’t find again. Oh and yarg. Obviously. It’s incredible and everyone should try it. I once ate a wedge of it at a wedding like it was cake.

He looks like a Dave Allen character and sounds even wilder.

I think I’m the only Cornish person in existence who cannot fucking stand the song “Cornwall my Home”. It’s overreligious, lightly jingoistic and the tune is dull as all hell. Also Harry Glasson has written much better songs, why are we using his literal worst??