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Chartreuse monks of France: we will distill the world's finest herbal liqueur Trappist monks of Belgium: we will brew the world's greatest beer Benedictine monks of England: we came up with a juice that makes you explode

Possibly my favourite Jewish Greens statement

hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again

every person older than me I've spoken to about this gets that what happens with videogames is that the console costs a lot on launch then gradually comes down until it's £100 with games thrown in, and is very shocked to learn that a console that cost £450 six years ago now costs £670

They've had to list each item of cutlery separately in order to make the list seem bigger. This is the kind of thing you're given when you arrive in prison. The people who made this list knew precisely what it was for. And yet we are not allowed to spit on them in the street.

in the grim darkness of the far future there is only warm

being trans means sometimes you walk into somebody's house and they've got all seven novels in the Wine Kampf series on the bookshelf, plus a twee little poster that says something like "Proud Witch of House Goebbels"

Yvette Cooper confirming that NHS guidance is coming forth shortly banning trans people from single sex wards. She waffles about ‘alternative provision’ but let’s be realistic here, this will massively massively disadvantage trans people’s care. Fuck Andy Burnham

I'm at MCM Birmingham, Hall 5, D7!

JK Rowling, putting a UK MP in danger by suggesting she should be in a "museum of female treachery" She is escalating her propaganda and attacks by the day. Be safe out there, gang - whether T, LGBIAQ, or Ally.

Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps

new issue of Vizier Monthly is out

I love seeing good deeds happening out there in the world, really warms the heart.

When he dies, don't let anyone hit you with some tired 'respect the dead' bullshit. We're gonna fireworks-over-Coruscant, Ewoks-playing-stormtrooper-helmets this shit until the wheels fall off

Here's my cat enjoying some Olive+Crate bedding selections.

To explain for foreigners: our energy regulator rubber-stamps price rises; the water regulator tuts while rivers fill up with human shit; the press regulator wags an occasional finger, and the national equality body enforces press campaigns against groups of people they hate and wish to damage.

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Anyway i will just continue using the women’s toilet cause I am a woman and over my dead body will you deny who i am