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I see we have 2026’s cheugy article

Editor: You get those campaign ad photos yet? Photographer: yep-all three men staring at Seth from behind like they want to murder him Editor: what

Not the important part of the story but but there’s some hilarious “I’m a villain not a monster” energy in using the inclusive LGBTQIA flag to label folks Jk Rowling would never

Boy I might just feel incompetent if I’d recently shitcanned half the studio who made thais game/still cranks out hits in favor of maintaining 14 layers of my buddies in management

Bosco is…tall 😍

We have a genuine unicorn folks! A text message *actually sent to the wrong number* and not a ridichoney trap spam attempt (deleted earlier version bc that had the number included in screenshot) Also rip to Janice whose colleague apparently thought she was just stonewalling 3 weeks of errant texts

Any of my mutuals going to see gods favorite transsexual at the Wilbur tonight? If so lmk! I think we have an outfit ready for the meet and greet

“We believe in a bivalent truth system: true, false, both, neither” Is some riddle of the sphinx/liars paradox bullshit, not a scientific definition

One of those natural experiments where you learn about everyone’s personal circadian rhythm

@davekarpf.bsky.social rip to your newsletter you had set up to go out at 8am this morning lol

I’m not an astrology girlie, but for those disappointed by the object of today’s news. I’d just remind you these things tend to come in threes

I think about this yglesias tweet a lot, its completely unnecessary use of the f slur, and that, after immediate firestorm it caused, Jane coaston invited Matt onto The Argument (the then nyt podcast for reactionary debate, not the now substack for reactionary debate) to discuss his views

Apropos of the below Zima one of/the most 90s coded mass alcoholic beverages I can think of Four loko for the aughts Hard seltzer for the 2010s Do the 2020s have a contender yet? (We could argue it’s the rise of NA alternatives but kind of defeats purpose)

How it started/how it’s going

Me checking myself out in the mirror—

Not so much uh ‘with’ as ‘around’ other people but me rn— Me, fucking up another ‘perfect’ medal on the last note in rhythm heaven groove: <string of epithets and incomprehensible howls> Katie in the other room: everything uh good out there?

There was a magic to growing up in Albuquerque pre smart phone. grid city w cardinally east mountains which meant addresses would list their directional orientation. extremely pleasing to navigate as a teen in a world where you’d otherwise be printing Mapquest/white knuckling as a new driver