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People should eat more fried crickets. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXo2...

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Sacre bleu

I work at a medical facility and we have a pair who nest outside the surgery center doors. Papa goose chases people and cars. They honk their horns at him all spring long.

I didn't know they were forced to nest inside businesses currently 😞

Boxwood.

In which case I'm happy to be an outlaw. 🤘🏾🔥🤘🏾 youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?...

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Currently working on a song in choir where the key signature changes mid-measure for almost the entire song. WHY???

The mission impossible theme is 5/4 time like wtf is that

hell yes brutal take weird music fucken rules

Dave Brubeck would like a word youtu.be/nzpnWuk3RjU?...

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Jesus

The sad part is Zeldin probably believes this.

How else are you gonna know when the ghosts are lively? Hmmmm???

It can be if you have the will. I took one out with a broom handle in the middle of the night about 10 years ago.

That's a good take, though.

Look, it’s not necessarily their fault! From what I’ve observed, BMWs must not even be manufactured with signal lights.

(Watching it right now for the tenth time). 🤷🏻‍♀️

This is a 100% correct take; I want them to reissue it with better controls!!

Sunshine is my favorite game. I don’t really have an issue with the controls… maybe that’s just cuz I’ve played it so many times, I’m just used to it. But Super Mario 64’s camera angles make you wanna commit seppuku.

I finished it a few years ago out of sheer determination. Then immediately tried to play Majora’s Mask and just couldn’t. That’s the one Zelda game I just can’t play

😂😂😂

Depriving fans of content will 10000% make them more loyal b because scarcity apparently

100%!! i said something similar to a friend a bit before, where i was like, we need another hiatus and a terrible movie.

Agree in principle, though the wilderness years were only 16 years, and I think that would be plenty

This is neither a bad or irrelevant take. It is simply correct.

Mini golf however is adorabme

Whisk in a little sugar and a pinch of baking soda right before you pour into rings - instant crumpets! The soda adds the salty flavor and reacts with the vinegary acid in the old starter. When I was still making sourdough, I also ate crumpets every weekend 🤤

liking for meeting the prompt criteria

Worst take in the queue. Well done.

…explain

Objection, your honor. Some are awful, some are great. We did taste tests of french onion soups, including in France. I know where the very best is, but... not telling.

I had some in Paris and it was amazing

Best worst take

With butter!

This one definitely fit the brief.

This may be irrelevant but is correct

Have you ever tried putting butter or margarine on a toasted, unfrosted Pop-Tart? Learned this from the @stephaniemiller.bsky.social show. I love the brown sugar / cinnamon ones that way.

You read the post wrong I think

This is insulting! Well done on the assignment.

I always took cardboard to the recycling plant. Will try this.

Truth.

Gonna buy some this weekend. That’s how hard I remembered this eternal truth when I read it

I’ve found my tribe

Yay I'm not the only one!

💯

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

💯 💯 💯

Raw pop tarts are better.

This is not a bad take. The frosting is often too sweet and gritty from all the sugar.

My wife will ONLY eat unfrosted brown sugar pop tarts.

I'll still cry when I think of the day the last unfrosted cinammon pop tart rolled off the assembly line.

You sick bastard

This is the right amount of irrelevant and enraging. Obviously you are wrong 😜

Let’s just say it: All Cats are Satan.

Depends on the cat. I had a short hair that did shed… but he liked being vacuumed so it was fine lol.

It won't kill me, but it will send me to the crapper in pain!

But EPCOT is a fascinating artifact

Ah, but this is a good take. Retain 10-15% of the Dr. Pepper to ad back in at the end to re-fizz it a bit. Mom made hot Dr. Pepper for mild illness or post sledding.

you...monster

Hwat 😶

That's an old-school practice from Back In The Day; the company also encouraged people to drink hot Dr Pepper in the winter instead of cocoa.

My friend and I used to microwave Mountain Dew. No sore throat, just for fun

There’s nothing bad about this take

true

try taking mayo from white people if you want another insurrection

No, this is a good take.

It's true, but if I'm eating a dinner like that it's probably more about tasting and enjoying small amounts of food with friends than it is about being full and satisfied.

Agreed except for on fries.

Ketchup is restricted to being served once a week in French schools. That’s still too much

Wayne could clean up Gotham with his money but he chooses to spend it on his hobby. He is a bad rich man

He‘s a billionaire asshole with a weird hobby

Every four weeks (or more depending on publishing schedule) it is made clear that there is plenty of crime, he is all PR and lies

Its hazelnut! I love it

you wildly underestimate my ability to like things even if they aren't chocolate

Bonne Maman makes a chocolate hazelnut spread with no palm oil!

I think the Italian megarika had the idea of watering down the chocolate with palm oil and it made him his fortune 😭 i know someone is the richest in their country because of the nutella palm oil but which country idk

Palm oil makes chocolate better, you hazelnut-hater!

…how? I genuinely didn’t think a person would…hold this opinion? How did you come to de—and also why? It seems very right and very, very wrong. I don’t think it’s bad take so much as it’s gently unhinged.

an older woman is sitting in a chair wearing a sweater and a pink shirt .Alt: an older woman (Betty White) is sitting in a chair wearing a sweater and a pink shirt and looking positively baffled.media.tenor.com

Hoffman and Williams were great but Julia Roberts should never have been cast as Tinkerbell.

Also works for Seth Rogen.

It would have been great if we learned a lesson from it about how influence-able lonely young men were and done something about it instead of letting the manosphere take our country.

I've never gotten the appeal!

Read the book

Same for people who use weary when they mean wary

Terrible take but highly relevant at all times. Failed the assignment.

Hard agree are we best friends now?

You've been eating the wrong beets

a man in a yellow shirt and tie is talking to another man in an office and says `` bears eat beets '' .ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and tie is talking to another man in an office and says `` bears eat beets '' .media.tenor.com

This is just factual. After over half a century's experience of people urging me to just try beets prepared in different ways, I can conclusively state that, no matter what kind of beet, no matter how fresh or old, no matter how they're prepared, beets always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS taste like dirt.

The only really bad Indy jones movie is temple of doom

gonna test this out today because it's important

Original Fanta red is superior to any other flavor they've pivoted to.

Correct!

Did you bring it or buy it. ***

I'd buy the gate.

I mark the years by the eternal return of culottes and clogs

They said bad takes and Pablo honey is a master piece

Unless they're also Cuckoo Clocks; thus their existence is justified. Naw, I'm kidding, I think normal bird-less g-dad clocks are also cool, but will concede they're too big to be practical for like 90% of the population with today's living spaces, it's still a fun waste of space for the other 10%.

he was closest to fleming’s character

I would have loved Vincent Price to have had a chance to reprise his role as Templar. Such a great radio show

Why not both together! Mayo Whip?

ever dip french fries in mayo?

I read that as "velocipedes" and i pictured a velociraptor with wheels for legs. I should go back to sleep.

In Ethiopia, bicycles have been called bicicletas since the Italian occupation in WWII. But before that, the term was yeseyt'an feres, literally "Satan's horse"

and it definitely helps you poop.

Pickleback shots are amazing.

There was a kid who’s parents brought him to the local bar (they had food, this part wasn’t weird) and let him play the scratchers. and anytime he won anything, he’d “buy the bar a round” of pickle juice shots (they were free). I always took one

Fantastic in tuna salad

This demonstrates the types of struggles we, as modern cisgender men, must bare. 😢 We will never get to experience the magic of pregnancy pickle juice. 😁

But not good if you have heart failure.

This is apocryphal

That is NOT a bad take. It's God's honest truth.

Ever mixed it with gatorade? It's refreshing af

Factually true! Also great for replenishing lost electrolytes when you’re sweaty!

This is my go-to if heat exhaustion catches me while working outside. It helps with the recovery.

it is actually good though sans pregnancy

Mix it with soda water, and it’s extra delicious.

It's good in clamato

Pickle potato chips have no business being as delicious as they are.

Pickle lemonade is delicious! Tastes like the ocean if the ocean tasted good.

I thought they asked for a BAD take. This is, imho, 100% good, right, wonderful take

Pickle juice is one of my favorite summer drinks

It’s really good for preventing muscle cramps from dehydration or overtraining

For real though use it to marinate stuff. Especially tofu. It rocks, though not as much as olive brine.

As a kid my cousins and I got really into sunflower seeds and kept stealing each others bags so we each got a designated flavor so we’d stop stealing from each other, I was late to the train so I got pickle, and I loved them!

Pickle juice is an essential part of my migraine regimen.

I love how they made it both a prequel and a sequel and just kinda threw stuff at the plotholes, like, whatever first came to mind.

HA

Spend a summer in Houston, then get back to me

that is actually neither bad or wrong.

Ugh…some folks (I have no ax to grind with done folks)

If you want be slapped that’s between you and a consenting partner

Just a fact

Also, peppers are berries!

Likewise, the inverse!

Fruit Cocktail is a laxative...

fun fact: in botanical terms there’s no such thing as a vegetable in culinary terms a tomato is a vegetable

How not snack if snack sized

This applies to a large number of cartoon cats, actually. Every cartoon about mice has a cat villain who chases the mice around, but that doesn't make them evil. They're just obligate carnivores doing what nature intended! The exception is Fat Cat from Rescue Rangers, who is an actual crime lord.

Or are all cats evil?

You don’t name your cat for the angel of death and not expect this kind of behavior

They said BAD takes.

I felt like this during the playoffs last season tbh

I agree, it's just a wet salad. pointless and infantalizing. I'll have my beverage on the side, in a glass, like an adult, thanks.

Someone said of soup, "oh you've hidden my food in water? I will find it anyway."

SOUP IS NOT FOOD!!!

Stew is decent though. There's some minimum level of colloid where it's food enough.

This is the BEST take. I would like to chew my food, thank you very much.

Wow, do you want to eat smoothies with a fork, too?!

I couldn't disagree more, well done

tomato, black bean, spinach tortellini soup is as far as i'll go. everything else is water.

I look back to high school and us just being out like, doing stuff, baked out of our gills. Nowadays, I take a gummy or two and feel nothing for 2 hours then suddenly can't walk for 4-6.

Yes! It’s just too much.

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Bring back (optional) mids!

wooow.. easy here

Oh no 💀

I’m still salty over Tab being cancelled.

Diet Dr Pepper is gross and tastes like beaker residue. I say this as someone who likes the taste of Dr Pepper. Tab was so much better than the other Diet Whatever soda.

Ok Airplane!

Excellent bad take. Disco was bad when it was new and hasn't improved with age.

Agree.

disco is not dead is written on a dark backgroundAlt: From Mystery Men: Tony P says, “disco is not dead! disco is life!”media.tenor.com

History has proven this right over and over.

Give us a good contemporary disco track (Always looking to expand my disco playlist)

#NuDiscoReal

Well, when you've got time travel

He asked for bad takes

You win! Worst take on the list!

oh yeah they're the new Peeps flavors.. there's also cotton candy, party cake, smores, rice krispie treats (which tastes like marshmallows... think about that for a minute) OH OH and also DR PEPPER FLAVORED PEEPS

I had an everything bagel today. This should not be a breakfast food.

Eesh. 😬

HAD = Humid Associative Discomfort

Technically the SAD acronym just means your mental health is affected by the seasons, so sad summers would still kinda count?

I guess outdoor basketball is different, since it's more like adult recess. So yeah, indoor basketball is the worst sport

I second that. I love when my induction cooker is suddenly locked, because I put a pan to far to the edge

Because it IS green fat Now, what are olives? I’m thinking sponges with umami

*Bad* takes, not absolutely correct takes

overrated or just bad?

If it’s not funny, then why are people laughing every 30 seconds? Have you considered that?

I've watched several clips under duress, assured I would like it if I gave it a chance, and have never even smiled at one of the jokes

Additional take: not just the show, also the actual theory.

It's a good show but the laugh track has got to go

The physics theory or the tv show? (Both are correct opinions though)

They should have become the Lone Stars. As an ex Minnesotan I’m still salty they fumbled the name so hard.

I like this since then they’d be the Dekes

there are times and places to be a punk (to speak out against the haughty and the corrupt). right now on social media, it's time to be a punk.

Why not?

this made me laugh so hard that it hurt 😂

💀💀💀

It is.

They help give you heatstroke?

hand out oscars for the winners of the slap-fight

I get dogpiled when I say this. Might work for you

This made me gasp. Bad take achieved

I put on his “essentials” list on Apple, get through about 3-4 hits, and don’t want to listen anymore.

If by they you mean you, then I agree you should allow me to ride around the baggage claim conveyor.

Alt-bad take The "crocs are not stylish" thing is from the "convertible skoda is a skip" generation. It's actually the height of fashion now among the youth, and they think we're fuddie duddies for shunning them

I don't care if they're stylish or not. They're comfortable.

if enough people agree something is fashionable it becomes fashionable

i don't wear them to be stylish i wear them because they are the most goddamn comfiest things i have ever put near my feet [aside from using my cat as a footrest]

Literally was drinking it tonight

The dedicated top shelf of my mini fridge...

they said BAD takes

i dont think slim jim enjoyers care what they put in their mouths

BTW the Jack Links canned chili tastes exactly like the Jack Links meat sticks FWIW

Superman is a traumatized adoptee with identity and attachment issues, David.

Guy who was in a car crash: And then this asshole saved me and my children instead of ending the civil war in Yemen! What a piece of shit!

Not sure about Superman's cape, what does he need that for? A totally unnecessary accessory.

How could he end world hunger?

www.smbc-comics.com?id=2305

On a related note, Batman could do a lot more good for Gotham City as Bruce Wayne by opening up factories and providing employment. Supervillains would have a much harder time recruiting people as their employees if the people weren’t desperate.

It's been discussed in the comics. More than once.

Cory Doctorow has a short story on this that I thought was pretty good.

And what did Batman do with his wealth he could’ve ended poverty and thus crime but he wanted to play popo To be fair he didn’t have any super powers other than copious amounts of loot

who hurt you?

So still great, then?

This is just truth.

Ooh this is a good one.

People do that?!

And, they better be clean. Wearing dirty sneakers is worse than wearing dirty undies.

How dare you! My third-favorite granny was killed by nice sneakers!

👏👏👏

that reminds me I need to get hiking shoes for my trip to the Grand Canyon.

And crease them.

a 4x4 chop suey sandwich

It's no Cook Out

In & out beef is good for fast food but everything is underseasoned

If that’s what a fresh cut fry is like, get mine out of the Sysco truck.

Look, you're a CEO of a major centuries-old publication. You can't say things like this

I’m a born and raised Californian and I endorse this message. Most overrated food in history

two scoops

You’re meant to be giving bad takes 😁

There’s a plateau for fast food and In & Out is definitely in the middle of it.

One opened in my town last fall (only one in the state) and I still haven’t gone

Thank you for making the line a smidge shorter for the rest of us, we appreciate you!

Truly the worst take

The first time I had it was terrible. Driest burger and fries of all time.

Kevin Kline, Paul Rudnick, Frank Oz, what’s to complain about?

ok WOW incorrect but brave

Worst fries in the entire fast food industry

As a Californian, I oddly share this perspective. It doesn't help that all the wrappers have scriptures on them.

I knew you were a real one. 👍

Same.

A Whataburger is worse

ok

the fries really take away from the experience

This is the correct take

This is a good take though

He said bad takes

Mr. Cebolla chose violence tonight

I want one every time I go to California, and then I have one, and I remember they're not that great. And then I go away and want one again. I don't understand it.

I never had it in the first place despite many chances and I feel fine.

I see what you did there.

In & Out is obscenely overrated.

Easy for you to say, they don't exist up north

Good take!

Easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten, and I eat things off the floor in public spaces.

No, see, you were supposed to post a *bad* take, not the objective truth

It’s fine. Like all regional burger joints, it’s over hyped.

not a bad take, in & out is mid and their fries are located at the exact midpoint between the towns of Dogshit and Cardboard

This almost an automatic unfollow and block. Truly unhinged opinion

We’ve seen your hamburger bun-related food preferences. This is obvious bait.

THIS IS ALSO MINE

not brave

I had it once and it made me so sick that I will likely never even try again.

Worst burgers ever. What a scam.

Their fries were described to me as “edible” and it turned out that is in fact the best that can be said of them

I both like in & out pretty well and agree with this. The good things about it have never been that they’re The Best or Uniquely Good.

fuck you

What’s the problem? Promises made; promises kept.

I hat it once, and it was fine. Really long wait for a normal fast food burger.

It's good to remind yourself every now and then how mid it really is

Same. Mid.

Same. I prefer WhataBurger

*fries

I have never had In & Out!

Damn I was here to say that. Oh well, can’t get more irrelevant than a taken take.

They asked for bad takes not very good takes

How is that a bad take, they're the most ordinary dry burger I've ever eaten not only will I die on that hill, I did.

Thank you and Amen

It's a good fast food burger, but it's still just a fast food burger

Ohhhhh….. someone is looking for a fight. Just dont come for Whataburger and we can be chill, though.

They're WAY better than the slop at McDonald's and Sonic

Super Duper demolishes In & Out, not even close

This is the way.

It has always been for the tourists

Keep whataburger in the fascist Republic of Texas too. It's behind average

I was told it was the best burger joint. I was told that when I visited sand Diego I had to try it. It was mediocre as fk.

Finally someone gets it An absolutely subpar burger, I get roasted for this take all the time

So true. Absolutely mid

WHAT

Mediocre burger but the “fries” are inedible.

I really wanted to like it but it's the most mid burger I've ever had in my life.

Don’t go there anyway - very heavy GOP support by the company

In a similar vein, Five Guys tastes like the burgers I make at home.

It's fine. Sometimes I grab it but if it disappeared from Dallas I'd go. "Eh. Okay. I'm not starved for burger choices"

They said bad takes, not secret truths.

In-N-Out used to be good in the 90s. They were still good in the 2000s. Now the ones they opened in Colorado make me wish it was still some unobtainable burger from my youth that I pine for, instead of whatever the hell it is now. Why do they taste like cinnamon? What the fuck is that?

Especially the fries which are ass, straight up

Homophobe

I’ve had in and out once, and I’m good as well such a long line of cars for mediocrity.

Boooooooo

I cannot abide by a purported "Burger" joint that refuses to sell me a bacon cheeseburger. Frauds!

Five Guys is superior

Ever tried Culver’s?

a picture of a girl standing in front of a culver 's storeALT: a picture of a girl standing in front of a culver 's storemedia.tenor.com

This seems like a factual statement.

Culver’s rides In & Out like it was an old bicycle.

SAME SAME SAME

Don't make me come over there.

More for the rest of us, then.

"you have to order off the secret menu!" how 'bout you fucking put the good food on the regular menu???

Cheap but leaves birdshit aftertaste

As a Brit, I thought this was a euphemism.

sorry, that's a good take try again

what, you don't like being sold bible verses by an asshole billionaire?

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Friend of mine is the guy they modeled Kevin's character after. Name's Matt Logelin. Wrote the memoir that the movie's based on, Two Kisses for Maddy. 💙

My BiL recommended this to my wife and I late in her pregnancy. Just said it was great movie that we should watch. Wife is type 1 diabetic so pregnancy was high risk by default. We liked it but immediately texted him after asking why the fuck he thought it would be a good watch for us at that time.

Well played.

^Understood the assignment.

I don't pretend

You've (multi) passed the assignment.

It's the soundtrack

I went into that movie blind and immediately thought three things when I saw Luke Perry running through a pyramid dressed in trousers: - Ooh, historical sci fi! I like that stuff. - Archaeology. I like archaeology. - He’s cute. I could watch a movie about him. I have resented it ever since.

Under lock and superglue in the lock.

YES. most of them were studied and reported on adolescent to adult males. we need more females in the research, because the diagnostic criterion for ADHD is not correct for females in the DSM.

I agree with this. It's one Big Water thing.

There's also only 4 continents. America, Afro-Eurasia, Australia, and Antarctica.

And there is water at the bottom of the Ocean!

True dat bsky.app/profile/terr...

There’s only 5 continents: Eurasia, Africa, America, Australia, Antarctica

It just has regions

So far, so good (my mantra).

He said bad not awful and offensive.

Oh snap! This is true.

Pudding is better than either one.

My even worse take: both cake and ice cream are not that great

AGREE

we're not?

How about center parts viewed from the side? or side parts from the center?

It depends which side the parts are on. 🤨

Yeah, I recently tried a middle part for the first time, and my wife said in essence “wtf don’t leave the house looking like that.”

This is just a fact.

Marcia Marcia Marcia

I should be able to photosynthesize my own food. PLANTS CAN DO IT

Because they're good takes when bad takes were wanted or because the takes are terrible, but, you suspect, sincere?

heck that's just true

But the best artisanal doughnuts are ones like simple cinnamon and sugar—a simple doughnut made with care is truly wonderful. Açai & Pine Nut Crullers? Not so much.

And why would you pay $5 for a donut?

A plain, unglazed Old Fashioned, if made well, is absolutely mouth-watering

If we're talking 'artisan' in the sense of complex visual presentation & weird ingredients, yes, most often true. If we're talking 'artisan' by analogy to say 'artisan bread'...also sometimes true, but also often they taste great. That's pretty uncommon in my donut experience, though.

This, but G.L.O.W.

As long as you don’t eat it like that chick from Get Out all cereal eating is correct

Have you tried it with frozen milk, aka ice cream

My cousin that hates milk on cereal tried it because her older cousins (incl me) ate cereal with milk. I will never forget her look of betrayed horror, her lower lip sticking out with milky cereal sitting there. True horror for her.

Never thought I’d encounter a photosynthesis hipster

You’d think after millions of years of evolution it would suck less, but no

You watch your mouth! RuBisCO is the most prevalent protein on Earth for a reason. So it accidentally bonds with the occasional molecule of oxygen. Who wouldn't! There's 400 times more of that than carbon dioxide floating around

that is just the truth. you have failed the given task

that's something my mom would say

We have it, the worst!

YES!!! This!!!

Highly overrated, not very good

what is the coolest tho

even less cool than tobacco? damn... less cool than caffeine?

Or they haven't met a hypermobile person...

"Hard enough" 🤣

Wow, you really brought back my childhood tv viewing!

One of the best things I did as a parent was buying a dvd box set of the Electric Company for my kids when they were first learning to read. Then I bought the Schoolhouse Rock set, which is also extremely 70s.

Actual good take: nothing is more 70's than Richard Pryor doing the ABC's on Sesame Street www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJh_...

Classic Sesame Street - Richard Pryor's alphabetYouTube video by sawing14swww.youtube.com

"Here's one wall you'll never crawl."

The Electric Company low-key freaked me out sometimes... like an acid trip for kids

Being in Europe has changed my opinion on hazelnut in general. I went from being indifferent to fucking hating it. Can we please have some chocolate without hazelnut. Please. For the love of god And peanut butter. Not hazelnut spread. Peanut butter. I miss it so much

It came as such a massive surprise to everyone that a charming rogue might in fact NOT have a hidden heart of gold

Try it out of a garden, raw.

Make bad pee in toilet place.

And Iceland is insufficiently icy

Hang on how many are there

Solid take, tarot's been having a moment and I'm very happy for it Little innocent superstition never hurt no one, just don't let it get out of control. It's good to give yourself permission to interpret the world symbolically sometimes, just remember that it isn't True in the way science is True

A very bad take indeed. Full marks. No notes.

Do you want Slenderman killings? This is how you get Slenderman killings

I know I'm totally wearing one on my cock while talking to my dead great great grandfather. Or is it a demon from hell

This is so relevant

a bad take that i still lowkey support

My friends and I got completely freaked out by a Ouija board when I was 14 and I’m a full adult now but I’m not so sure they’re not real I still never want to be around one ever again tho

They ARE real. The whole issue is what you use them for and how you interpret them. Broadly speaking: if it lessens your suffering AND increases your agency, then you're good.

my teenager has been using a Ouija board at their sleepovers