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I’d say it’s time to return to counting snails for a living, but that was also science and if the world is ditching medical research we know 🌲🐌 is getting even less funding than before so… maybe I can get a job serving drinks

also I’m resorting to Reddit for help with a Microsoft product, as one does, wtf are we doing anymore

veering away from the mental roadblock of following work instructions to Log In to Portal, and upon ✨logging in✨ the first instruction on screen of portal is to Log In to Portal 👀

begging any employer to use clear language and not send vague ominous warnings to people without context

people are funny*

so if the mission of the occupying NatGuard includes (checks notes) cracking down on overdoses? are they like distributing test strips to check for drug safety, running drop-in clinics, doing safe needle exchange, connecting people to resources? is that the kind of support they’re providing?

apparently it is cool enough to be snuggled by kitten

thunder! pls not the wind tho

wtf is wrong with that man

you can tell early exposure to govt work really set me up. Those Park Rangers put the fear of god and the public in us! 😂 heaven forbid hippie park volunteers get caught taking the DOI van into town on other than official business

huh, a Montgomery County Md vehicle ( with logo on the door) registered in West Virginia 👀

but first a friendly reminder —unless otherwise instructed by yr own medical team — pls ftlof drink water (not to exceed a liter an hour, etc) but like more than 8 ounces a day is a good start, pls I beg you on behalf of yr kidneys

my cue to take a walk

Today is fresh notebook day, I’m so excited 😊

perhaps i shall embroider a flowery Can I interest you in ordering those labs?

saving my cervix jokes for the gynonc crowd

with celebratory crab 🥲💜🦀

I really need to see all the Bendu merch

applaud the clear talk about HPV on this new teen show: HPV gives you butthole cancer

well okay, playlist, we will revisit 1997 this morning: it’s Barbie Girl and Be My Lover (wannabe my lover) and Ace of Base and we could be sweating at AmVets or the Elks, aaahhhhh 🪩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🪩