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dear vendors, pls stop skimping on the packing slips. No, your Scan QR Code bullshit is not effective.

number of times I have had to remind myself today is Thursday

stubbornly searching for the Aleve I’m sure I bought in June and have since misplaced, while my knees get more (grindy?) painful, swollen, stiff, arthritis-y until I realize I can just go by some more Aleve 🙄

This game kinda has everything! Yellow card to the coach

no cough/sneeze button on this broadcast I guess

sometimes the shorts with the butt parentheses look okay and sometimes they really do not

well I think this is a first for me: VA is hiring unpaid staff at the ✨equivalent✨ to GS-11 👀 when you need scientific expertise in the field of human health, but can’t be bothered to pay for human labor College Degree Required, obvsly

when the title of a talk presented in a setting of scientific learning sets off all the alarm bells and red flags

hmmm baby’s first timeshare sales pitch invite. Have I arrived? Am I finally truly Middle Class? Is it an age thing?

has Montana followed Utah’s example on data centers?

omg how is there nothing to toast? no bread? 👀 … but we do have tortillas

too early to already wonder if today is the day my head explodes. I’m going to have a cup of tea and look at some art.

singing the pager song to myself bc it’s such a catchy tune

today is not sitting by a pool weather 🌧️

it’s Spokane with a short a, as in can

I was trying to describe Tidewater earlier today and just how much water is there and I finally showed a map that shows All the Water

on the list of very summery things I can still do before summer is gone: lobster roll (not today, but soon)

adding homogenization of running shoes to the list of things modern marketing has ruined

taking my handy souvenir fisher sci ruler with me as I scour discount shoe warehouses in search of new running shoes that have a sole not more than 24mm thick

my two favorite things are accountability and oversight and I really really really need the people responsible for those things to be on top of their shit